Alonso

Alonso is the most handsome guy ever, but not only on the outside. He is also the most comprehensive and empathetic person you will ever meet. He is the bestest friend you’ll ever have and he won’t doubt to help when you need it. He’s loyal but only a true friend for those who deserve it.

He’s very indecisive but has a taste in music that’s perfect. He is also a hopeless romantic who wants love straight out of a book.

Pt: He’s probably blonde and gay

Sme: Alonso is the best! He told me: “dywmtcoasydtycimm”

by ATWTMVTVFTVRALPS December 10, 2024

Anons United

A clan dedicated to trolling on Discord. Members of this clan just sit on their asses and larp all day on Discord and troll/ragebait people. Members of the Anons United clan use the word ANON at the start of their username.

oh there's a troll on discord with ANON at the start of their username. It must be an Anons United member.

by kxmii January 5, 2025

Alonso Romero

Alonso Romero is an amazing guy with curly hair he is sweet, handsome, not full of himself , FUN to talk to and most importantly a good guy. He’s one of those quiet BUT noticeable guys. You see him at the most random times AND love it. If Alonso Romero compliments you you’ll think about it for the week.He’s tall and has beautiful eyes. He has an amazing style that NO ONE can compare to. he’s a nonchalant match king

“THATS ALONSO ROMERO” *waves*

by notanomnous March 28, 2025

Alonsoc

busted on nut ahh haircut male with bushy eyebrows and has no rizz and gets friend zoned

You are such an Alonsoc

by dihlover December 4, 2025

Alonso-Schumacher Theory

The Alonso-Schumacher Theory is the theory that if a person, often in a formal or casual competition, has something or someone they truly care about, they are, on average, less likely to take risks even if might really benefit them.

Based on a quote attributed to Formula One driver Fernando Alonso that talked about his fellow competitor Michael Schumacher at the 2005 Japanese Grand Prix ("I knew he'd brake, he has a wife and two kids at home"), the theory is named after them.

"Y'know, Rhys's lap times could really be improved by half a second... it's like he's unwilling to go 100%."
"It's probably because he just got engaged, he can't leave his future wife."
"Ah, the Alonso-Schumacher theory in action, never gets old"

by TheManFromOsaka January 12, 2026

Clan Aeon

A Great Dutch Runescape Clan with a famous leader.

Omg its Clan Aeon!

by Robert--G May 16, 2009

anton aronsson

He is a super hot man with a large cock, every girl wants him. In day time he has sex with girls and at night time he pimp's

Anton aronsson is an all around type of guy.

That guy has sex with so many girls and how dose he have so much mony, he must be like anton aronsson.

by KentaKofot December 13, 2016