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ADHD

also known as autism lite and classified as a mental disorder, adhd causes lack of focus on lame things. people with adhd are an enigma to people without it. they seem unable to focus during lectures or work. they're always looking out the window, cracking their knuckles or shaking their legs as if they're addicted to distractions. among every person with adhd, there are a handful of activities they are exceptional in and will never lose focus. they may even lose sleep or skip meals over these activities.

adhd is believed to be an evolutionary accessory that manifested when man was a hunter-gatherer. humanity has since evolved to live inside safe boxes, eat pre-prepped food from safe boxes, and look at digital boxes with their free time. this is not an ideal environment for people with adhd, an explanation for how depression, anxiety and suicide often accompany adhd. the capability to critically think and comprehend multiple complex thoughts at once is not valued in safe box world, and causes unlucky people with adhd to be 6 times more likely to commit suicide. this could also explain the tendency of the elite possessing mental disorders such as autism, ocd, adhd, etc.

adhd makes people live their life how they want to with little thought to consequence. some people with adhd end up in situations where they are unable to do what they want. those people are dead.

shit neurotypicals probably say:
people with adhd make me mad because everyone seems to like them and not me

i don't have adhd, i'm just addicted to looking at idealized social situations on my phone

i'm bored of being a goldfish mindslave for the tech elites with adhd, but i can't seem to do anything about it

i'm bad at videogames because i don't have adhd

my friend with adhd was an excellent car salesman. he committed suicide during lockdown

why do people with adhd act like they're better than everyone

why are people with adhd better than everyone

did jesus have adhd?

this urbandictionary.com definition of adhd makes me so angry! whoever spent all this time jerking off their own mental disorder on the internet must live such a sad life. he totally doesn't make 7 figures a year doing the amount of work i do in 1 month. my attention span just ended, time to go back to tik tok!
by fishattention September 18, 2022
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ADHD

Isabella Schenks

( ADHD Asian)
Isabella has ADHD because she has had 2 all-nighters and can think for shit
by ADHD ASIA August 17, 2019
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ADHD Trap

A game, a habit, or piece of media that enthralls people with adhd, potentially distracting them for hours.
by Bustb0y January 12, 2025
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adhd watching

When you're watching a show but you have adhd & can't focus so you do other stuff with the show in the bg
by Superjuliam May 20, 2023
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adhd moment

screenshotting a part of an image your friend sent that is completely unrelated to the image itself
Person 1: Guys look at this picture of my new cat
*sends a picture of new cat*
Person 2: *sends a screenshot of something in the background of the image*
Person 1: adhd moment
by xxxayne September 24, 2021
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Riddled with ADHD

Calling someone riddled with ADHD is calling them sped asf
Can you repeat yourself $Ner0 no you're Riddled with ADHD
by $Ner0 March 26, 2024
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adhd+

1. An assumption that somebody has ADHD or chronic mental illnesses that have hyperactivity/tasks taking to long to complete.
2. Somebody that has ADHD or chronic mental illnesses that have hyperactivity/tasks taking to long to complete.
Angel: Why is Tom so manic about his emotions?
Eric: I think he's adhd+
by tbh.hello.lol August 22, 2024
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