Man: Bitch! I said they dont speak German in Mexico
Retarded Woman: But the boarder jumper said they do!
Man: Keep on mocking me woman! I'm going to cherry cheese cake you in 2 seconds, if you don't shut up about the boarder jumper too! And no getting high after midnight!
Retarded Woman: But Dirty Sanchez said they do speak German! And I'm not high, fuck nut!
Man: I had it with your imaginary boarder jumper named Dirty Sanchez! AHHHHHHHH! (Man abuses Retarded Woman)
Retarded Woman: But the boarder jumper said they do!
Man: Keep on mocking me woman! I'm going to cherry cheese cake you in 2 seconds, if you don't shut up about the boarder jumper too! And no getting high after midnight!
Retarded Woman: But Dirty Sanchez said they do speak German! And I'm not high, fuck nut!
Man: I had it with your imaginary boarder jumper named Dirty Sanchez! AHHHHHHHH! (Man abuses Retarded Woman)
by Numba1AerosmithFan January 16, 2010
Bonnie's tight usless gay ass, he whips his kids and leaves his sexual partner right before release. And then he wonders where he went wrong like some autistic mother fucker.
by Brain Jr. March 16, 2018
Demanding a level of commitment from someone in a relationship, as if they should have read your mind. A way of keeping someone focused on their own faults, keeping you safe and secure from reproach.
With my girlfriend, not only did I have to remember all the holidays and what we did and wore that day, I had to remember everthing we said to each other and know what kind of gift she wanted and how I was supposed to present them to her. What a perfection abuse hell I had to live through!!
by Stephan Smolka November 20, 2009
A person who excessively uses hash tags in everything they do. Also someone who uses hash tags that are a paragraph long.
"omg Bethanne I just had the most delish bologna sandwich! I've gotta post about it!". Status update: I ate a bologna sandwich so much yum! #delish #socks #mayoattacktothemax #bread #nomnomnom #pig #beef #horse #fowl #mybolognahasafirstnameitsoscarmybolognahasasecondnameitsmayerilovetoeatiteverydayandifyouaskmewhyisay #yum #pink #meat #pinkmeat #meatpink #meetcute #hashtag
"Wow Bridgette-Jo you're such a hashtag abuser"
"Wow Bridgette-Jo you're such a hashtag abuser"
by I'm_relevant August 03, 2014
When a person is smoking a cigarette and then leaves it on the edge of a table or in an ash try while it burns down to the filter.
"Chase you left your cigarette burning on the table! Come on man thats Cigarette Abuse." Smoking, Cigarettes, Smoke, Cigs, Ash Tray
by JCY60! December 09, 2013
When you are playing on an emulator, you can do an instant save of your game, known as a savestate. After you die in said video game, you can load your savestate. When you use savestates to totally avoid death, or to cheat at the game, it is said you are savestate abusing.
Necroscope86 is a champion savestate abuser! Just watch his Let's Play of Resident Evil Director's Cut on YouTube!
by Disgruntled Bassist March 10, 2010
When inexperienced photographers have a professional camera but don't know how to use it properly, thus resulting in out-of-focus, blurry, or aesthetically displeasing photos.
by 109102970 January 15, 2009