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absolute dolt

It is a person who is extremely intelligent, and very funny. Anyone who believes absolute dolt to be a derogatory term is a regular dult. Fuck you
by lolgae September 22, 2020
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ali absolute

A YouTuber who has a fat cat and makes everyone laugh.
That boy is such a Ali absolute
by Average absolute January 10, 2022
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Absolute Nate

The act of shoving a fishing rod up another mans rectum and then removing the pole and cleaning any reminents with your mouth.
After fishing Joe gave Nick an absolute Nate in the bed of his truck.
by Donny spinoggle June 11, 2010
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Absolutely Wasted

A term used for somebody who is quite intoxicated, typically with beverages such as Greene King IPA. Used by Alexander Robertson in the group UK Simpsons II, when asking for Simpsons episodes. Although roasted for his post originally, he then became internet famous thanks to the group and in other social media after featuring in a BuzzFeed post.
Eric: Man, we're quite drunk, aren't we?
Nick: Nah mate, we've been on the IPA lad. That means that we're in fact absolutely wasted!
by LionelHutz February 17, 2017
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Absolute Gimp

A person who is an absolute, also Gimp can be pronounced "Gump"
Why won't you lend me you shit pants? you absolute gimp
by chode boiler November 10, 2010
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absolute shambles

The penultimate form of shambles (which could be foreseen by any five year old), caused by the ineptitude of so-called management failing to understand how the job is really done. Sacking all the administrative staff at once will result in an absolute shambles.
The management team thought it was an excellent idea to sack everyone in the administrative grade: "look how much money we will save, aren't we such clever boys and girls!"
The result was of course an absolute shambles because no real work could be done. It was a far bigger shambles than had been created in the past.
by MoLincs November 28, 2011
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Absolutely Perfect

Emily Morin🤩❤️
Girl: Wow, did you see Emily Morin today?
Guy: yes she is absolutely perfect🤩❤️
by Nicenamebro January 9, 2020
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