by alice_in_wondering120 November 14, 2019
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- Usually doesnt work, doesnt want to work.
- Daddys girl...
- More intelligent than a prep.
- Says like all the time
-boasts or brags about herself a lot.
- Annoys the hell outta u,
- Usually doesnt work, doesnt want to work.
- Daddys girl...
- More intelligent than a prep.
- Says like all the time
-boasts or brags about herself a lot.
- Annoys the hell outta u,
" Omg, ok so like yesterday i saw this cute shirt that was like 40 bucks, n im like "im sooo getting this, u know what i mean?"
- Daddy my nail broke!!!!!!!! *cries*
- Daddy my nail broke!!!!!!!! *cries*
by FroopRox February 15, 2004
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One of the most esteemed and ancient organizations in the modern world. The N.A.P (Notorious Ass Pirates) have but one primary function; the finding of female ass. The internet, the mall, nowhere is safe from the harsh eyes of the N.A.P. The N.A.P's scale leaves no female ass out, and tells no little white lie. The N.A.P's grading scale is as follows:
1- Flat
2- Barely Noticable
3- Average
4- Round
5- Tear-inducing
(Only the purest and most immaculate asses ever in existance bless'd by Heaven's mighty angels have ever recieved the 5 rating. Unfortunately, though 3 is average, most girls fall to a 2.)
The Notorious Ass Pirates, although appreciative of the female ass, still view females mostly as mere sex objects. Though no female is left out of the grading scale, the members of the N.A.P swear an oath to never have any contact with an ass below a 3.
1- Flat
2- Barely Noticable
3- Average
4- Round
5- Tear-inducing
(Only the purest and most immaculate asses ever in existance bless'd by Heaven's mighty angels have ever recieved the 5 rating. Unfortunately, though 3 is average, most girls fall to a 2.)
The Notorious Ass Pirates, although appreciative of the female ass, still view females mostly as mere sex objects. Though no female is left out of the grading scale, the members of the N.A.P swear an oath to never have any contact with an ass below a 3.
by N.A.P July 12, 2006
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T.A.P
(The Asian Persuasion)
Defines anyone who is from the orient, and is I R L33t. The rules for beign a T.A.P are that you must be asian and have the persuasion to pick up ladies.
(The Asian Persuasion)
Defines anyone who is from the orient, and is I R L33t. The rules for beign a T.A.P are that you must be asian and have the persuasion to pick up ladies.
Cords-Dude, have u noticed drew latley, that fuckin thai is picking up all the ladies.
Nack-Yeh man, he sure does have T.A.P
Cords-What???
Nack-The Asian Pursuasion!
Cords- Fuck yeah
Nack-Yeh man, he sure does have T.A.P
Cords-What???
Nack-The Asian Pursuasion!
Cords- Fuck yeah
by Cordeiro May 15, 2005
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by shardyblue May 13, 2010
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Sarah, the car insurance policy expires tomorrow. Should I just renew or shop for better quotes?
R.S.V.P.A.S.A.P.
Sarah, the car insurance policy expires tomorrow. Should I just renew or shop for better quotes?
R.S.V.P.A.S.A.P.
by AbnormalBoy September 1, 2004
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