Trouser Troll

Any giant penis that should never see the light of day but somehow always does when the owner gets drunk.

Like most evil, shadow dwelling creatures, the trouser troll is ugly and smells of rotten death.

You always know the trouser troll is there and are afraid to approach the area where it lives.

"Oh my god, last night Aaron got drunk and I saw his trouser troll!!!"

"Really? And you didn't turn to stone??"

by powellja September 10, 2012

Trouser Trouting

The act of displaying your penis while still wearing pants. Usually accomplished by unzipping the pants and exposing the penis. This is often done at party's or in public as a joke, but can also be utilized as a means to proudly display your penis to potential sex partners to ignite arousal and attraction.

That guy over there is Trouser Trouting, he's got his dick hanging out of his zipper in front of Mary. I bet she's going to hook up with him.

by Baalor December 7, 2012

red trousers

Trousers hated by stylish Chelsea FC supporters. Mostly worn by Fulham and Arsenal fans. Also known as "tosser trousers" or "wanker pants".

Chelsea fan Clive: "OMG, look at those red trousers"

Chelsea fan Seb: "Terrible, must be a Fulham fan, no taste"

by Sebcfc March 11, 2014

neptune’s trousers

From spongebob. Mr. Krabs uses this phrase a few times throughout the episodes in the show. Basically means “what the heck”. Also can be used in place of “wow”.

*hears loud noise*

Neptune’s trousers!!! What was that?!

Neptune’s trousers!!! That cat got really high up in that tree!!!

What the Neptune’s trousers is going on here??

by Pipperoo October 15, 2017

Trouser eggs

The testicles.

Dude, he was crying after having his trouser eggs scrambled on the rail!

by Nobli May 7, 2023

trouser toddler

Noun;

A term for a man with an easily excitable penis, even to the point of premature ejaculation.

You better stop talking shit or you're going to get the trouser toddler when we get home.

by ToneToneCapone March 16, 2021

Ankled trousers

The position of your pants and underwear as they lay bunched around the ankles when one is seated upon a toilet.

I was so relieved to ankle my trousers in time not to crap myself. -Vinny nearly tripped when his drunk ass forgot to pull up his ankled trousers.

by Phast January 8, 2009