Thomas

He is poggers and has life and has really big shlong and is big dicked and loves women and gets all the women and has the sex with the women and he likes women.

Man Thomas is really hot and cool i love his big fat juciy shlong

by Maybe Thomas November 6, 2020

Thomas

A dick who try's to flirts women everyday and fuck them as if they are his sex toys.

"Say no to Pornhub"
-Thomas the pervert

by Whenthenightfalls February 2, 2017

Thomas

Usually a white male. Most generally uses being in college as an excuse to not admit that they are an alcoholic. Averaged sized penis.

Fred is being a Thomas, He is drunk again and it 10:00 A.M

by Pary369 February 19, 2017

Thomas

The best sex you'll ever had along with the best damn intellectual you'll ever meet. This boy is contagious, and you want this fever.

Holy shit, she's dating a SUCH a Thomas.

by Bdehaven August 18, 2016

Thomas

Is usually a smart bass, and is mostly over his head. (Like me).

Person 1; Do you remember that guy yesterday day?
Person 2; Yeah, he was such a Thomas.

by Yomama2310 January 23, 2017

Thomas

Thomas is just another name of a player. A guy who will make you feel good about yourself and loved, until he decides he doesn’t love you anymore. He’ll be with one girl, then leave them for you. Honey, he’s just gonna do the same to you. He could be your neighbor, or even your best friend, so watch out, and stay safe. 😁

1: Did you hear Thomas broke that girl’s heart?

2: Yeah, he’s such a player.

by thatgirl789 September 25, 2020

Thomas

Basically a well rounded animal that comes out at night to find weed. They are quite friendly unless u step on ther shoes .Then all bets are off cuz Thomas's come equipped with Pokemon socks that will kick ur ass hard.if u ever encounter one it's best to just stay out of it's way and offer it backwoods or weed.

Damn He Thomased the shit out A him!

by Burnt potato June 10, 2018