depressed stiffy

When you are depressed and jerk yourself off to try to make the pain of living go away.

I was about to kms last night so I just did a quick depressed stiffy to help

by Yo8484 March 17, 2017

stinky stiffy

A hard dick that smells like road kill

That guy has one stinky stiffy

by Pat2525 August 9, 2023

stiffy homo

To be Afraid of hard

dick in or on you

Jordan is a stiffy homo

by Chicks luv me August 25, 2018

stiffie doc

A urologist

"He's been complaining that he urinates too much at night. I think it is time for him to see the stiffie doc."

by The Anna-lator November 2, 2003

Stiffy

Basically a stiff boner

"I have a stiffy"

by ImLuckyNotKyle July 28, 2021

Stiffy Flipping

Combining ecstasy and viagra to increase the sexual desires of a long night of partying.

dumbass1-Bro, let's start stiffy flipping!

dumbass2-Aight, good idea man i'm feelin small anyways

by suckitbrah January 23, 2011

stiffy

if you have a stiffy then you should send me a pick on snap jerregates21

oh shit, i have a stiffy better send it to jerred

by definitelynotjerred February 9, 2024