Ground Beef Poptart

When you shit on a piece of toast and spread it around to look like pop tart frosting

"Did you hear about Joshua?"

"No, what happened?"

"He got dared to eat some ground beef poptarts died."

by UIVsauce January 14, 2021

Butter your poptart

Pub lubricant on your penis

You better butter your poptart before fucking me in the asshole!

by Butteryourpoptart December 8, 2018

Butter your poptart

Lube your cock

It’s smoother if your butter your poptart first

by Slick poptart December 8, 2018

Chocolate Poptart Kiss

The act of oral sex on the fudge star, most commonly in an awkward setting after meeting someone on an online dating platform.

I met this chick on tinder, and she asked me for a chocolate poptart kiss

by TheBeticMedic August 7, 2021

Henlo poptart man

The most formal greeting of known history

Henlo poptart man my good sir

by SIlkeeeeeeeeeee July 15, 2020

Strawberry Poptart

When a man pulls out and ejaculates on the outside of a menstruating vagina. Frosting on the outside, strawberry filling on the inside.

She was menstruating last night, so instead of making a mess and cuming inside her, I pulled out and gave her a strawberry poptart

by dirty chef with long humor July 17, 2016

homie g poptart

Slang for friend or homie

"whats up homie g poptart?"

by smothered fries August 4, 2009