by zoo bear 88009 October 17, 2009

A New Zealander who is both extremely short and extremely wide and never removes herself from the couch. She may also never stop yapping uncontrollably.
by Hobbiton123 January 20, 2014

When a male identifying person with hairy feet puts a toe in their, consenting, sexual partners butt.
The person I brought home from the bar last night was so kinky they asked me to give them a dirty hobbit.
by OGDH September 9, 2022

by No cake no cake August 7, 2020

A term for smoking weed.
Comes from a LARP group's term for the magical happenings that go on at 420. Often coincides with a literal hunt for a hobbit doll.
Comes from a LARP group's term for the magical happenings that go on at 420. Often coincides with a literal hunt for a hobbit doll.
Bob: Where did Sandra and Jolene go?
James: They went off into the woods. They're hunting for hobbits.
James: They went off into the woods. They're hunting for hobbits.
by Baylemtree August 4, 2011

also known to have a severe 'short man syndrome', Rather rare nowa days and they were once almost driven to extinction but are still know to congregate in very small groups around bus shelters and such. The explanation for their bizarre actions is still unknown
by Racey94 September 20, 2011

Eating Breakfast for dinner, or a dinner comprised of simple basic foods. i.e. potatoes, bread, eggs, fried chicken, vegetables, bacon.
by J.style December 10, 2009
