Furrys

The furry devils that rule the world. They say that they will sacrifice your life and never let you go. Some say they use the "suck suck" to destroy their enemies. Do not let their cuteness fool you, They will kill you and hunt your family. If you see these fools call the FBI. The FBI do not answer so your screwed.

The Furrys rule the world and never let you go. Their suckers are the reason your hard.

by #69420 funny number December 16, 2021

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A human that, for some insane reason, decides to put on a stupid animal suit and walk around going "UwU, owO" like a mental. Fursuits are generally brightly colored in a way that makes the wearer look like a deranged freakin' monster. Most furries behave in a way that disgusts anyone with a fourth of a braincell.

"OH CRAP! A FURRY! RUN!"
"UWU<"
"SCREEEEEEEEEEEECH"

by furry_hate_is_good December 25, 2021

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Some pathetic piece of garbage who thinks that dressing up as an animal is “cool” or “fun”.

“Someone who needs help, not a fursuit”

Furry: I want to legally identify as an animal!

Regular human being: So if I shot you, is that considered hunting?

by anonymous April 18, 2022

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A creature that thinks it is an animal but is really an idiot.

Turns out there was a furry shitting on my lawn

by Jack(you know henry) November 11, 2021

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This thing, this creature at best, is a mistake created by man. It is someone who impersonates an animal.. When you see a furry you are to grab your home grown ak-47 and kill it on sight, and if your ak-47 is pre-mature then you are to burn the furry at the stake. You are to watch to ensure that the job it done. When finished, feed it to the animal it was impersonating.

Oh no there's a furry!

by OrphanSlayerTheGreatOne January 26, 2022

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