You grab your partner, most of the time a male and super glue their mouth to your right testicle and shove your dick in their left eye socket, and then initiate in a helicopter spin and inject semen into their eye making them eternally horny.
A forbidden art usually used in the realms of Brian Baldwins testicles.
A forbidden art usually used in the realms of Brian Baldwins testicles.
by PalmerProphet913598q70946274-9 October 21, 2023
Phoenix Baldwin is straight
by Ugly bitch that is jealous May 06, 2021
Hailey I don't believe your marriage with my prince scientifically we both have X and Y chromosomes.
I'm smart just because the internet is full of clout indicating my man with you doesn't mean I believe it
You can keep preaching on your fake church I know your with Robb I know that's who really is in the photos .
And u guys think I care but deep down inside I know you know my true feelings towards everyone and everything that tries to brain wash me
I will never feel like you or look like you
Amen
I'm smart just because the internet is full of clout indicating my man with you doesn't mean I believe it
You can keep preaching on your fake church I know your with Robb I know that's who really is in the photos .
And u guys think I care but deep down inside I know you know my true feelings towards everyone and everything that tries to brain wash me
I will never feel like you or look like you
Amen
by Crystal lozano November 30, 2021
The act of being stuck in a situation of complete absent minded bad luck , something that could've been ovoided if you would've thought it through .
I told my boss I was totally Alec Baldwinned , when I was not the one who wrecked the company truck .
by Road1nner April 06, 2024
When you have a hot fart in the chamber and your not sure if its really a fart or your gonna shart your pants
" I got hit with a sneezing fit and I had a Baldwin blank in the chamber, luckily I didnt shit myself"
by Mr.Bellagio February 01, 2024
A hazel eyed, brown haired, 200 pound man that loves to eat bacon. He's super hott but also super nerdy.
by unicornchic September 13, 2017
Cool as can this name says superstar in the making Just check the web this unisex name stands for Him tho the onand only
Parris Baldwin
by Maddog45 March 29, 2011