queef wagon

Is simply anything that is a piece of shit and useless.

That car over there is a queef wagon.

by Kg212013 January 1, 2017

skitching the wagon

A period of deliberate abstinence from alcohol to assuage concerns that the subject is an alcoholic, only to resume drinking the moment no one is looking. The act of faking sobriety.

Derived from 'skitching' (skate hitching, i.e. grabbing onto a car for momentum while skateboarding or rollerblading) and the 'wagon' metaphor for sobriety (on the wagon, fall off the wagon, etc).

"Happy Humpday, Bill. Skitching the wagon again, I see."
"I haven't had so much as an O'Doul's in days. If these goddamn inspectors aren't out of here by Monday, I'm gonna lose my fuckin' mind."
"Wanna smell my flask? There's nothing in it, but-"
*grab* *SSSSSNNNNNNIF* "Oooohhh..."

by David Davids0n March 3, 2010

Sketch-Wagon

n. A suspicious automobile, often a police car. The word "sketch-wagon" is most often used by people participating in illegal activities, such as speeding or running a red light, and is mostly associated with smoking marijuana.

(Can also referred to as "Sketch-Mobile.")

Michael ran a red light and thought he'd gotten away with it, when a sketch-wagon appeared out of nowhere and pulled him over.

by ihasabike December 16, 2010

swagon wagon

The swagon wagon is pretty much the train that all faggots who have "swag" and say stupid shit like YOLO and BRAH are aboard.

Dude, Brah, like yolo what up n*ggazz.

Bitch get off the swagon wagon.

The what? ehh whatever yolo swag #livin

by whodatninja77 April 18, 2014

Fagen Wagon

A car that sparkles, brimming with homosexuality.

A car driven by a poof

A car that is not driven by a straight man

A car you would not drive to church

A car you wouldn't drive to your parents house in the deep south

A car you drive in San Francisco

A car you let your gay friend design, and therefore, making you gay, or at least making you look really gay

Hey look! That car is pretty gay looking, must be a Fagen Wagon.

by Del Mysterio en lago January 21, 2012

sket wagon

A general dickhead who goes around branding themselves. Likes a shag here there and everywhere.

“That Luis is such a sket wagon!” says Sandra to Linda.

by 69ordoggystyle August 2, 2019

Fart Wagon

An old beater of a car, with ratty upholstery that has trapped the fecal particles and fart scent of every ass that has sat on it over the past decade.

Let’s hop in the fart wagon and go get milk shakes!

by Pheecees August 4, 2022