trouser snake

A new Kik term for a guy's penis

Boy in Kik room: anyone wanna see my snake?

Girl 1) uh, it's your pet right?
Girl 2) no unless it's not a trouser snake

Boy: if you're such beanie hats ladies, I'll leave your comments up for interpretation

( Boy leaves room)

by Sexydimma October 29, 2017

Trouser Trouting

The act of displaying your penis while still wearing pants. Usually accomplished by unzipping the pants and exposing the penis. This is often done at party's or in public as a joke, but can also be utilized as a means to proudly display your penis to potential sex partners to ignite arousal and attraction.

That guy over there is Trouser Trouting, he's got his dick hanging out of his zipper in front of Mary. I bet she's going to hook up with him.

by Baalor December 7, 2012

red trousers

Trousers hated by stylish Chelsea FC supporters. Mostly worn by Fulham and Arsenal fans. Also known as "tosser trousers" or "wanker pants".

Chelsea fan Clive: "OMG, look at those red trousers"

Chelsea fan Seb: "Terrible, must be a Fulham fan, no taste"

by Sebcfc March 11, 2014

Webbing trousers

When your trousers are so full, it feels like you're kitted out for a week long operation in a war zone!

Lots of stuff + Trousers = Webbing trousers

Dude 1 "Dude, I've got my IPod, my wallet, my phone my keys and a Coke in my pockets and I'm wearing skinny jeans!"
Dude 2 "Got some webbing trousers going on, eh?"
Dude 1 "Mmmhmhh"

by Rob Humm February 17, 2009

Trouser Spider

a skid mark in your pants. usually common on those who wear no underwear. a greasy fart that squirts into the pants.

After a greasy fart, Otto rushed to the bathroom, pulled down his pants, and to his surprise had fouled himself. The distinct markings of a trouser spider could be seen in the seat of his britches.

by malibulivin May 18, 2012

trouser sniffer

Someone that constantly attempts to make them self seem more important than they really are.

James: That pretentious cocksucker Javier keeps CCing Richard and Martha on stupid fucking emails that don't even pertain to them; just to make it seem like he's actually working.

Ryan: Yeah, that fucking trouser sniffer.

by Butts505 October 11, 2015

Trouser trailer

The unfortunate and unintended phenomenon whereby an attempted fart and dart is performed too rapidly, resulting in the perpetrator being followed by his or her own brown cloud around a public place, leaving little or no doubt as to the initial deliverer of said methane.

Jesus Mother of Christ, that trouser trailer could only have come from the bloke over the other side of the shop! If he'd timed it a split second later he'd have pulled off a classic fart and dart!

by Network Synergies Mgmt September 27, 2011