by Gregor foka hunter August 19, 2004
Get the stretching the michaelmug. by UrbanDEV September 5, 2009
Get the Yeti Stretchmug. Stretching The Sack - happens when you pick up something heavy almost to the point of hurting yourself.
Look at that John Doe over there...
Yea man he is stretching the sack of his like a mile long trying to pick up that box...
what a dumb-ass...
Yea man he is stretching the sack of his like a mile long trying to pick up that box...
what a dumb-ass...
by NightHawk11 November 12, 2010
Get the stretching the sackmug. by alex homo August 22, 2006
Get the smooth stretchmug. The point in your work shift you stop being as ...productive as you were earlier (slacking off, flirting with that hot chick in customer services, etc). Usually the last hour, hour and a half.
Classy Employee #1: Dude, we got an hour left. We're in the home stretch now!
Classy Employee #2: Wanna go outside and smoke plants?
Classy Employee #2: Wanna go outside and smoke plants?
by Genericist July 6, 2009
Get the home stretchmug. Something that is totally disgusting and I feel fat having them, I'm too afraid to be touched for fear of rejection.
by runawayhoe July 14, 2009
Get the Stretch Marksmug. USUALLY A YOUNG MAN OF JEWISH ORGIN, WHO'S NOSE IS SO LARGE THAT HE CAN STRETCH IT OVER ANOTHER MANS SOUP CAN COCK. TYPICALLY ENJOYS ASSWHIFFING AND MASTERBATING PROFUSELEY.
WOW THERE GOES BRENT, THE STRETCH NOZZLE. LOOK HE'S AT IT AGAIN, SNIFFING AND RUBBING HIMSELF AFTER BEATING OFF AND NOT SHOWERING FOR 3 DAYS!
by STRETCHNOZZLE October 3, 2009
Get the STRETCH NOZZLEmug.