Mike

a douche who breaks up with a girl on her birthday and finds another girlfriend within 2 weeks that is 4 years younger than him!

mike broke up wit me on my bday

wat a douch

by mikeisanass January 7, 2010

Mikes

the most astonishing, astounding, surprising, bewildering, stunning, staggering, shocking, startling, stupefying, breathtaking, perplexing, confounding, dismaying, and disconcerting person ever.

Mikes is so dreamy *mouth waters*

by miminoto April 25, 2021

Mike

Texture

Mike Pace specifically brings a little bit of texture to the work place where everyone else is plan and flat.

by rock55on41 May 27, 2017

Mike

a cute guy who has the cutest chubbiest cheeks and squirrel teeth and the most nicest, cutest, and funniest guy you will ever meet. he’s an amazing person with a big heart.

Me: Hey Mike.
Mike: Lauren, why is there a definition of me when I look up my name on Urban Dictionary?
Me: i’m sorry.

by laurenlax437 October 16, 2019

Mike

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by anonymous May 1, 2021

Mike

Mike is the kindest, sweetest, handsome guy who claims he is asexual at first and then once you get to know him, you will end up falling in love with. He is probably the type of guy who is friends with your ex boyfriend and most likeley a baseball player. Mike is overall a great guy.

Friend: I left the party last night with Mike

Other friend: NO WAY!!

by Abigal smith May 8, 2020

Miking

The act of hitting ones self in the groin region with a soca connector

He miking himself by the dimmer again. I swear he does it on purpose

by Waldodba December 7, 2018