You're a Fucking Loser

Faggot: erm! you cant say faggot.. you're not LGBTQ
Me: You're a fucking loser lmfao
faggot: uhm! you cant have your own opinion because its 2024 and i hate you

"shut up you're a fucking loser"

by 1765LOL April 23, 2024

The back snapping of a fucking prayer

What I call homo-sapiens who have abscesses.

Person 1: Do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...You are now "The back snapping of a fucking prayer".

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 10, 2025

We're not taking a fucking poll

We're not putting it to a vote. I'm not asking you whether or not I'm better than everyone. I experience (actively) the rest of you being walking pieces of shit every day and the ONLY thing that matters is getting out of your lives and staying there for as long as humanly possible and IF YOU ACTUALLY WERE DOING WHAT I AM DOING... Your children would be at less of a risk of getting stabbed to death in a gas station by someone who doesn't want to be there.

Hym "We're not taking a fucking poll. I'm not a politician. I don't need your vote. Not asking."

by Hym Iam November 30, 2025

I'm a fat fucking pig

Brendon Urie in Lil Dicky's song EARTH

"I'm a fat fucking pig!"

by CowTittes April 23, 2019

two monkeys fucking a football

When a pair of people are having extreme difficulty performing a task. Usually due to the complexity or physical effort of the task involved. Or the inability to get their efforts coordinated enough to complete the task.

Did you see those two trying to get that riding lawnmower off of that pickup truck? They looked like two monkeys fucking a football.

by slipsheet December 13, 2004

a monkey fucking a football

The first time I ever heard this saying was on a construction site where I continued to hear it quite regularly. Basically it means fucking something up. Trying to do something that may require a little bit of skill,experience or coordination and fumbling around with it and not getting it right. Picture a monkey all excited trying to get a hold of a football so he could hump it.

When my wife was trying to change her wiper blades she looked like a monkey fucking a football.

by Mr Gianormanutz February 12, 2009

fucking a

1. To agree with something. Comes from the Military Saying "Affirmative," which was said by soldiers in the Heat of battle as "Fucking Affirmative" which was later shortened to "Fucking A"
2. However over the years the meaning of this phrase has been changed and is now used to express something as good.
3. Also can be used to describe something bad.
4. Pretty much can be used for anything depending on the user

1. Bob: Hey man did you see the Red Sox Game last night?
Antwon: Ya, Fucking A man!!!!

2. Bob: Hey how did the Red sox Game go last night?
Antwon: Fucking A man, they kicked ass!

3. Bob: Hey how did the Red Sox Game go last night?
Antwon: Fucking A man, the Yankees raped us

4. Bob: Hey how did the Red Sox game go last night?
Antwon: Fucking A man, Aliens came and abducted the ump, it was crazy!!!

by colorfull mouse June 3, 2006