Derp

A sexual act where one inserts their tongue into another's anal canal.

"Dude, I totally derpped that girl."

"Wanna derp?"

"We were derpping each other."

by iBanged Zooey November 19, 2013

Derping

To be coughing and scared at the same time.

All that derping for nothing... it all worked out in the end.

by Dalektic December 3, 2020

Derp

When you look at yourself in photographs and you are clearly drunk. Your 'drunk face' in photographs.

Blair: Meredith you are so derp in that picture. How drunk were you?
Meredith: That is a solid derp.

by Derped March 24, 2013

derping

(v) to derp all over oneslef in a disgraceful manner; to be physically inadequate

"Now you're just derping all over yourself"

by Sherpadurpppay May 10, 2010

derpes

symptoms: retarded twisted facial expressions and outrageous nonsense coming out of you like word vomit

everyone on atp has derpes

by hollmonster March 5, 2011

Derp

The act of being as stupid as shit from time to time.

Person A: .......
Person B: HEY!
Person A:......
Person B: HEY ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME!?
Person A: Huh!? What!?
Person B: HOLY FUCK YOU ARE SUCH A DERP!

by hatederpingaround December 19, 2012

derp

A word uttered when performing a particularly easy frag in a multiplayer combat game such as halo or unreal tournament.

(Player 1 spots player 2 trying to hide under a set of stairs, facing east. Player 1 approaches from the west and pops player 2's melon with a particularly high-powered weapon.)

Player 2: Aaaahgh...
Player 1: DERP!

by cyomega April 14, 2004