Zhong Zheng

A very charming guy with such good personality. You with always think of him as your personal Superman to the rescue.He will help you through all of your troubles with his good looks and advice. This is the perfect guy to spend the rest of your life with.

He is such a Zhong Zheng.

by Love Expert November 22, 2011

Zong

Similar to a 'zing' but a zong attacks the person a little more mentally, usually strikes down their self esteem a peg or two.

Woman: "I dont sleep with everone I meet, I am far from a whore"
Man 1: "Please its like throwing a pencil down a mineshaft with you."
Man 2: "Zong"

by David "Infex" Whitehead June 24, 2003

Zhong

(noun.) A type of plant which grows in the remote region of Inner Mongolia. Commonly known for its toxic attributes, it is a plant which is deadly whenever found.

Zhong plants were used by Genghis Khan when fighting the last of the Song Dynasty warriors.

by thegreatestofemall April 5, 2003

zmonga

zmonga is another way of saying "oh my god". it was supposed to say "ZOMG" wich is the gamer, or noob, way of saying "omg" (oh my god), but Chrissy aciddently typed, and obnoxiously blurted out "ZMONGA!" (ZA-MON-GUH)

zmonga! i just dropped a bowling ball on my foot!

by toriiiiii November 30, 2006

zong nan

A smart guy

Zong Nan's homework is always correct

by tzn17 July 28, 2017

zhonglin

A term used to describe ingrown hairs on the lower end of the scrotum. Commonly fixed through applying creams to reduce inflammation or applying warm compresses.

"Dude, I heard that Jason got a severe case of Zhonglin."

"Holy shit is he ok?"

"I heard he's going to the doctor tomorrow to get it removed. He cries all the time in Math class though due to the pain"

by sadwumpus69 April 28, 2021

Zhonglix

Funniest mf ever. His dad is kinda hot ngl. MY best friend Zen <3 People say he's intimidating but they're allergic to Sonic so-
Called me handsome once LJIJUHijihu
Sent me a video earlier today calling me gay! I am
Got them with DN like 4 times KNHIU*UI
his tiktoks r questionable sometimes

fun to coop with on genshin P
COME SEE MY TEAPOT ZEN

"Zhonglix is my best friend :D"
"Did u know Zhonglix called my mother hot? Now you do."

by dilucragnvindrsbf May 2, 2021