by JRL1998 October 2, 2023
Get the zipper zucchinimug. Zipper tits refers to a woman who has had breast reduction surgery / "top surgery" either because she's been convinced her boobs were too big, or because she was convinced she is a man trapped in a womans body. Typically women are groomed into this by mentally ill people on TikTok and other social media platforms.
After having the natural breast material removed, the stitches left from the traumatic operation will resemble zippers, resulting in the term "zipper tits" to refer to female to male trans and normal women who got breast reduction surgery.
Women who end up with zipper tits often regret their decision as they later realize we're convinced by Tik Tok that they thought they knew better than god and nature about themselves and their bodies, and as a result they went and paid thousands of dollars for unnecessary painful surgery that made them less attractive and left them with hideous permanent scars under their breasts.
If you are considering transitioning, getting top surgery or a breast reduction, please seriously consider the discomfort and embarassment you will face afterwards. Most men will no longer find you attractive, other women will think less of you for acting like you know better than them, and you'll be stuck looking like a butchered up tik tok freak.
After having the natural breast material removed, the stitches left from the traumatic operation will resemble zippers, resulting in the term "zipper tits" to refer to female to male trans and normal women who got breast reduction surgery.
Women who end up with zipper tits often regret their decision as they later realize we're convinced by Tik Tok that they thought they knew better than god and nature about themselves and their bodies, and as a result they went and paid thousands of dollars for unnecessary painful surgery that made them less attractive and left them with hideous permanent scars under their breasts.
If you are considering transitioning, getting top surgery or a breast reduction, please seriously consider the discomfort and embarassment you will face afterwards. Most men will no longer find you attractive, other women will think less of you for acting like you know better than them, and you'll be stuck looking like a butchered up tik tok freak.
Autozone Mike: Did you see the zipper tits that walked in her earlier
Autozone Dave: She really thought she was a tough guy huh
Autozone Dave: She really thought she was a tough guy huh
by chicken nugget dave November 22, 2022
Get the Zipper Titsmug. the most annoying fucking thing ever!! can't i just touch your dick without trying to work a complicated metallic mechanism meant for monkeys??
by yathiskidrox April 27, 2015
Get the pants zippermug. by zipper nickers September 13, 2011
Get the Zipper Nickmug. Example 1:
Nick: "How's the zipper struggle going?"
Matt: "Can't hook anybody on Tinder so it looks like it'll be a long time until I get laid."
Example 2:
Katie: "How are you and Lola doing lately?"
Caleb: "We're in a zipper struggle because I forgot to feed the cat on Monday."
Nick: "How's the zipper struggle going?"
Matt: "Can't hook anybody on Tinder so it looks like it'll be a long time until I get laid."
Example 2:
Katie: "How are you and Lola doing lately?"
Caleb: "We're in a zipper struggle because I forgot to feed the cat on Monday."
by porkchchoppanzeefin May 5, 2020
Get the zipper strugglemug. by roxygirl541 September 30, 2008
Get the zipper laddermug. George "Kitara Ravaché" Devolder Santos sprinted nervously away from a reporter in what were supposed to be slacks, but only looked like yoga leggings. dude's pants were so tight they had a whimpering zipper
by Uncle Joosie July 1, 2023
Get the Whimpering Zippermug.