Asian Zing

The act of conquering China and impregnating their women

Did u hear? Elliot pulled an Asian Zing?

by DumbThiccDaddy69 June 4, 2018

Asian Zing

A non-fictional character in the book "She Fucked My Goose" on Amazon. She is the female character that takes care of business while the character "BD" eats tacos. Its the most popular chapter in the book.

Did you read the story that had Asian Zing in it? Asian Zing is the main character in the chapter about tacos and the turtle racing bar in Marina Del Rey.

by VegasBD February 14, 2010

BA-Zing

The sometimes witty banter between two, to each other, completely unknown IRC users, often involving leud remarks regarding the dubious relationship of parents BEFORE marriage, references to former sexual indiscretions or suggestions to engage in sexual intercourse with one self...

<Wolfrage> Thats MR. inbred bald little poof.
<Rotator> I'll call you Mister when you marry my skanky ass mom :)
<Wolfrage> Then you'd be calling me Milkman.
<Rotator> Yeap.. Or based on your webcam... Michelin Man...

by Dennis Haagensen January 20, 2004

ZINGITY ZING ZING

The new term for owned, coined by new age boffins. Said after saying something with an element of wit, to someone in an insulting manner, thats not actually very insulting at all. Usually followed by a first bump met by a gentle slightly opened hand.

Boffin 1: You don’t even know the digital root of 81
Person 1: ….
Boffin 1: ZINGITY ZING ZING *fist bump*
Boffin 2: *gently handshakes boffin 1’s fist*

by newageboffin December 4, 2020

ZINGITY ZING ZING

The new term for owned, coined by new age boffins. Said after saying something with an element of wit, to someone in an insulting manner, thats not actually very insulting at all. Usually followed by a first bump met by a gentle slightly opened hand.

Boffin 1: You don’t even know the digital root of 81
Person 1: ….
Boffin 1: ZINGITY ZING ZING *fist bump*
Boffin 2: *gently handshakes boffin 1’s fist*

by newageboffin December 4, 2020

reversal zing

a reversal zing is a zing that distracts the opponant zinger confusing him whilst you make an escape.

Bert: You know me i pull out a sus comment daily
Ernie: Thats not the only thing u pull
Bert: It is these days
Ernie: Oh you pulled out a good ol reversal zing

by Randy Seamoose November 22, 2006

Asian Zing

When you put soy sauce on the tip of your dick, and have sex with an Oriental man/woman

"I gave that girl the Asian Zing last night, there was soy sauce everywhere!"

by meaterpeter November 15, 2018