A "Zeus" 

The act of going to a golf course (or any other large open field with relatively even elevation) during a thunderstorm butt-naked and lying flat with your back to the ground while having a long metal rod inserted into your urethra in the hopes that a lightning strike will connect with the conductive metal rod, and to your penis.

man 1:

"Did you hear? Uncle Trevor is dead.."
man 2:

"No what happened?!"
man 1:
"The crazy old man tried giving himself a "Zeus"! Paramedics said there was almost nothing left of him.."
man 2:
"Damn... thats one hell of a way to go..."

A "Zeus" by 6Home-$lice9 July 6, 2022

hey-zeus 

Phrase used when you are experiencing the need to tell the person you're with to "chill out" or "calm yourself."

Hey-zeus guys, the quiz isn't until tomorrow!

hey-zeus by Lindsay Hamel May 2, 2008

The Fist Of Zeus 

A sexual postion where the woman is on her back with her knees bent toward her body and the man thrusting downward while on his feet as delivering the lightning and power of Zeus himself

My boyfriend and I did the Fist of Zeus last night.....he took me all the way to Mt. Olympus and back. Where did you go?

The Fist Of Zeus by lil_shakeandbake June 1, 2011

Hey Zeus 

The slang term that Hispanics use when they mean Jesus. See Yeshua.

Hey Zeus, get over here before I warm your butt like a tortilla!

Hey Zeus by Fly On The Wall October 24, 2004

by the beard of zeus 

Ridiculous phrase primarily used as a mythological reference, but often associated with retarded phrases or ideas.

"By the beard of Zeus, that's good sausage and egg!"- Don McNeil

by the beard of zeus by Canavan October 12, 2004

Touch of Zeus 

When a man has sex with an unshaven woman and the rubbing of his penis on her bush causes his penis to become negatively charged resulting in a static shock between his penis and her clitoral piercing.

Dude...Sarah gave me the touch of zeus last night...it stung like a bitch....

Touch of Zeus by MinnVik September 11, 2011

Primordial Blackhole (Zeus Pangeasus) 

1. The theory that there exist one super-massive blackhole in the center of the universe. This blackhole was the first blackhole to form when the universe first came into existence. All other blackholes are pangenesis of this original blackhole. 2. Mono-magnets were first postulated by Einstein; the theory that blackholes are actually mono-magnets, possessing a north or south pole, but not both. 3. If the Primordial Blackhole is a North polarity blackhole, then it would have "eaten" all South polarity blackholes, leaving only North polarity blackholes in the universe. Thus, forcing the existing north blackholes that are still forming in the universe to flee from the Primordial Blackhole, in essence, forcing what is left of the universe to expand. 4. The reason that astronomers can not directly view the Primordial Blackhole is because light has an attendancy to bend around massive garvitational fields. Thus, a galaxy on the opposite side of the Primordial Blackhole, could be viewed from some other point in space. 6. The reason that everything in space is in motion, due to the gravitational effect of this massive primordial blackhole.

Primordial Blackhole (Zeus Pangeasus):
This theory was postulated by Victor Darnell Hadnot, a Christian Science Fiction writer: When the universe was first created, the first few seconds after there was light, a single dark spot formed, from what was once blackness. This was the first blackhole, called Zeus Pangeasus. This blackhole has existed for almost as long as the universe. It has been "eating" matter and energy, light since the beginning. This is the reason why it is the largest single object in the entire universe, expanding as it consumes entire galaxies. The reason we can not see it is because it is totally black and spans the entire universe. All light and stars and galaxies that we see in the universe, exist at the outer most region of this massive blackhole. Any galaxy that has a like polarity blackhole at its center, will be pushed away from the primordial blackhole, as a mono-magnet of like polarity will push away a field of similar polarity. Thus, the universe seems to be expanding, but in truth, is being consumed by this massive blackhole in the center of the universe. Light bends around massive gravitational sources, thus, it is impossible to see this massive blackhole, but the effects of this super object can be felt and observed, by the actions of galaxies, as they orbit around this super-massive event.

Primordial Blackhole (Zeus Pangeasus) by Dr. Everet T. Pystrum January 4, 2010