Zeus

Noun. zoos

A quick, sudden and unexplained sharp pain or cramp in the anus or general crotch area, like being hit with a mini bolt of lightening.

"Ow! I just got Zeus-ed!"

by Malverna July 9, 2014

Zeus

1)
(Verb)

To cause catastrophic problems for everyone one meets, whilst facing little to no consequences oneself.

2)
(Noun)

Greek god of the sky and, by extension, thunder. Known for consistently fucking everything up for pretty much everyone but himself.

1) Don't interact with him if you can help it, he'll Zeus everything up.

2) Zeus fucking sucks

by sewer r a t April 2, 2022

Zeus

Ze Element Uf. Surprise

What the??!! Zeus.

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by 2012021 February 23, 2021

Zeus (the)

Sexual act whereby the instigator inserts the index finger of one hand into an electrical socket while at the same time inserting the index finger of the other hand into the anus of another individual.

Dude, I gave your mom the Zeus and now she craps lightning.
Zeus (the).

by dogbiscuit May 27, 2009

ZEUS

Acronym, Zero Effort Unless Supervised. Usually reserved for a completely useless coworker.

Hey Zeus, quit holding up that wall and mop this shit up!

by Chancresaurus Rex March 27, 2023

Being Kidnapped by Zeus

What happens when you don’t eat enough fiber. Probably due to Greek food being high in fatty meats and sauces.

In Venture Brothers S4 E11 “Every Which Way but Zeus” as Billy Quiz Boy is being kidnapped by Zeus he screams for help and is told by Pete White that’s what happens when you don’t eat enough fiber.

After eating all that gyro meat I spent the rest of the evening being kidnapped by Zeus

by Dandy Dan the Candy Man October 2, 2021

THE ZEUS

the Zeus originated from a discord GIF which has a big black man having intercourse with another man, with a filter on the black man which makes the eyes of the man look like they are shooting yellow lasers, with a caption saying "THE ZEUS."

"THE ZEUUSSS"

"I will get THE ZEUS to peg you"

"The Zeus Special Soft Serve tacos"

by bonaninines August 16, 2025