Zeus

A man who the whole world sees as a joke a man who works day and night to make everything better. At frist he will he a whore for sure but once finding that person he loves he’ll forget everything throw away everything for that girl he would do everything he possibly can in his reach to make her smile every day even murder someone only to see her happy he would rather burn the world to hear her say his name one last time

Zeus: you my life and my love

Jasmin: oh stop it your acting like addams Gomez

by Velda_v_v August 11, 2023

Zeus Multifunktion

Mulighed + Handling = Resultat

"Fuck bro, ved simpelthen ikke om jeg skal til tage til fest i aften... skal jo på job i morgen"
"Brug Zeus multifunktion Bro!"

by Peterdelff September 18, 2023

Zeus

Greek god of lightning. If its a woman, he rapes her.

Man that exists: Zeus, how do you have so much children?

Zeus: *Chad grin*

by A man that exists May 4, 2022

Zeu

A name that may either strike fear into those who hear it, or may cause extreme joy.
Zeu is short for Zeusar, and refers to a person who is very funny, kind, sometimes a bit rude, but overal amazing.

Zeu is the best person in the entire world.

Zeu is so fun to talk to.

by inkiiii January 8, 2022

stinky skeng cup of zeus

this is where one Zeus cums in a cup then proceeds to get a really black long skeng from the holiest of London gangsters swirls it around in the cup the penetrates himself with it and finally disembowels his target of choice with it the target is usually Luke Wilkinson

honestly i really don't know where you would use a stinky skeng cup of zeus

by megga miond January 31, 2022

Zeus

1)
(Verb)

To cause catastrophic problems for everyone one meets, whilst facing little to no consequences oneself.

2)
(Noun)

Greek god of the sky and, by extension, thunder. Known for consistently fucking everything up for pretty much everyone but himself.

1) Don't interact with him if you can help it, he'll Zeus everything up.

2) Zeus fucking sucks

by sewer r a t April 2, 2022

Zeus

A dog that is nice but also means, when he fights he slaps you and is super hyper

Look its Zeus watch out he will hit you

by I Love My Dog February 16, 2021