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your mother homosexual 

The professional way to say ur mum gay or your mum gay
Used if it is desired to create a second degree burn on one's ears.
Guy 1:ur mum gay
Guy 2:your mother homosexual
Guy 1:fucking dies

your mother is your significant other

ONLY to be used on your deepest, darkest enemies. The kind of person that you would't share your goldfish with in kindergarten. Not only does it state that you and your mother are in an incestuous relationship, it implies that your father has left, as your mother has chosen you as her partner
Person 1: Ur mom big gae
Person 2: ur sister a mister
Person 1: Ur granny a tranny

Person 2:Ur grandpap a trap
Person 1: Your Mother is your significant other
*Universe Proceeds to explode*

Your Mother Your Significant Other 

This insult will instantly remove your victim from existence. Their flesh and muscle will be ripped away from their bones as they slowly fade into nothingness.
Jimmy: "Your mom gay"
Billy: "Your dad lesbian"
Jimmy: "Your pap a trap"
Billy: "Your mother your significant other"
Jimmy: *dies a slow, painful, and regretful death*

your mother is your brother 

An epic comeback in any argument. Even more powerful than "your mom gay"
guy1: "ur mom gay lol xd"
guy2: "oh yeah? well your mother is your brother!"
guy1: *dies*

YOUR MOTHER HUNG HERSELF

a meme video, commonly used with a marvel character named "Venom" at the start of the video, venom says - YOUR MOTHER HUNG HERSELF, GRAAAAAAH!!!!! then, some music plays.
Guy 1 Hey, do you know candice?
Venom YOUR MOTHER HUNG HERSELF, GRAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!

Your Mother's Face in my Pants 

This is the ultimate comeback to the supposed 'ultimate comeback. This is what you use when someone uses "Your mother's face'', or "yo mamma's face".
Kid 1: Yo mamma!

: Your mother!

Kid 2: Yo mamma's face!

: Your mother's face!
(kid 2 thinking he's won the battle of ultimate comeback)

Kid 1: Yo mamma's face in my pants!

: Your mother's face in my pants!
(Kid 1 now wins)