your mom

Female parent, duh. Doesn't anybody know that.

Your mom is so nice.

by Golferbc October 31, 2017

your mom

The chick I fucked last night.

"I heard you scored some pussy! Who'd you do?"
"Your mom"

by The Tomb January 24, 2008

your mom

A great response that can be used in 99% of argumentative situations.

John: Fuck you
Me: I fucked your mom

John: Your a dick
Me: Your mom doesn't mind

John: Get off my nuts dude
Me: I'm just getting you back because your mom wouldn't get off mine.

John: I'm gonna beat your ass dude.
Me: Just like I beat your mom's pussy?

by The Blanester88 November 26, 2007

your mom

the best comeback ever.

"dude get the fuck off my playstation i wanna play with it now!"
"your mom wants to play with it!"

by alittlestreetgurl March 31, 2004

your mom

your mom

your mom

by yourmom❤️ January 13, 2022

your mom

what you say when you want to ignore your friend

bitch guy: What's 1+1?
you: your mom

by jl0728 May 31, 2015

Your mom

Something idiots say when they have no good comeback

When asked who his favorite porn star was, he said 'Your Mom'

by MicTheLawl June 10, 2014