Well you’re not fucking wrong, Mel.

When someone says something blatnetly obvious.

“I know you’ve quit and don’t really care but..”
-Well you’re not fucking wrong, Mel.

by Dankshitdotcom December 26, 2017

you’re beat

You’re dead to me. I don’t fuck with you. It also could mean no.

Example 1: After finding out that Noah was being extra shady, Kirsten said “You’re beat bro” and ceased all contact with Noah.

Example 2:

Jack: Bro can you front me some weed?

Mark: Nah, you’re beat!

by Idontfuckwithyouuuu October 25, 2017

You’re welcome big delton

A phrase commonly used in the Midwest part of America. Despite how ridiculous it sounds, it is easily recognizable by many Americans and is mostly used by the younger generations

“Hey bob, thanks for all your help”
“You’re welcome big delton!”

by Oxford professor 81 February 24, 2018

You’re a wanker

You clicked on my link. You wanker

The person who clicked on this link, you would say to them “you’re a wanker”.

by savory shyoes November 1, 2020

You’re free

When someone is bad at a game

You’re free! More free than a public restroom! Absolute Dog water

by AbsoluteDogWater February 6, 2021

you’re on mute

The most common phrase used during business video conferencing throughout COVID, often accompanied with much gesticulation

Tom -

Bob - We can’t hear you, you’re on mute
Tom -
Bob - no, still can’t, you’re on mute
Tom - I f***king hate these video calls
Bob - that’s it, we can all hear you now

by Martin X McFarty February 19, 2021

I want to lick your shitter while you’re farting

When you really like a girl and want to lick her butt

I want to lick your shitter while you’re farting

I wanna lick your butt <3

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker March 8, 2021