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Yawn Rake

The act of placing 3 outstretched fingers into the mouth of a friend, acquaintance, family member, significant other or stranger at the peak of a yawn, and scraping (forming a rake with 3 fingers) down their tongue. At which point you shout 'Yawn Rake'.

After doing so, you must proceed to lift all three fingers inclusive of tongue scrapings up to the recipients nose and say 'Smegma' in a child/immature like voice.
Gareth yawn raked Beth.

Gareth is a yawn rakist.

Gareth was proscecuted for yawn rake.
by AladinVain November 20, 2018
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yawn flaps

Momentary loss of hearing accompanied by a slight loss of pressure when yawning, causing the sufferer to become temporarily deafened to comments from others.
"What was that Gerald, I didn't quite hear that I had my yawn flaps on"

"Hes being a right dick today, I'll tell him when he's got his yawn flaps on"
by Crystalfairy July 10, 2017
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man yawn

When a man makes a very loud and perhaps slightly aggressive yawn. It can't be helped, but it's still got a lot of umph.
**yawns loudly**
Wow, that was quite the man yawn.
by tiredafman September 30, 2018
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Yawn Rape

When mid-yawn, a load sound or obnoxious person disturbs you
That kid annoying af, whenever I yawn, he sticks his fuckin finger in my mouth. Talk about yawn rape.
by Pignut May 17, 2018
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sex yawn

The noise the female counter part gives off that signifies that the sex is over
I thought I can go on for hours more, but than the bitch gave me a sex yawn and it made me super pissed!
by GreatSucc March 16, 2017
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Yawn water

Yawn water is when you yawn really hard and moisture comes out of your eyes that has no relation to emotion.
“Dude, are you crying?”

“Nah, it’s just yawn water. I’m really tired.”
by Zozothecat January 2, 2020
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fresno yawn

When you filet open someone's asshole while they are midorgasm and they release a warm, silent, pleasure induced fart out onto your face and/or eyes.
Bruh I was fuckimg Shinikia yesterday and right before she came I poped out and dropped down for the most glorious Fresno Yawn ever.
by Hypnoflo July 2, 2020
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