Xbox Live

Online gaming and communication service available to gamers on the Xbox and Xbox 360 game consoles. With the exception of maybe 4chan, it is also one of the best places to meet immature and racist people. 90% of Xbox Live users are 11 years old, despite the fact that 90% of them are playing M rated games, making one wonder the reason for a content rating system at all. Also available is a rating service to rate other players through "reputation", the main purpose of which is to give those players better than you negative rep for being "Unsporting" (i.e., they just kicked your ass)

Direct quotes from users in multiplayer game lobbies on Xbox Live:

"Nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger (repeating)"

"Penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis (repeating)"

"Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you (repeating)"

Person 1: "You guys all suck I'm gonna fuck you guys up you have no idea how bad I'm gonna fuck you up I fucked your mother lolololol"

Person 2: *Kills Person 1 with minimal effort*

Person 1:"OMG you're cheating!!!!" *quits match early, gives person 2 negative rep*

by Angry Deuce January 1, 2009

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xbox addict

A person whose sole purpose in life is to go on games and believe that they are in the games. Usually fat males in their teens-twenties who join games, abuse the casual players and think they're amazing even though they're pathetic because their thumbs are too fat to move fast enough, so they become hackers so that they appear amazing. Generally the lowest form of life on the planet, just below bacteria. Also can own a PS3 and become a PS3 nerd.

Casual Player: This game should be fun...

Xbox nerd: SHUT UP NERD YOUR A NOOB I'M AWESOME AT THIS GAME YOU HAVE NO LIFE!

Casual Player 2: Fucking xbox addict...

by Verkaiser August 11, 2011

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xbox 360 elite

The new and improved Xbox 360 from Microsoft.

The new Xbox 360 Elite is black, and totes a 120gb Hard Drive

by blaack11 April 20, 2007

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XBoxtasy

1. llegal drug commonly used in the United States by teens aged 15-18 looking to increase performance and penis sensations while playing XBox 360 games.

2. Drug used incorrectly to subsitute sexual feelings and lonliness in confused teenagers.

3. A drug used to overcome tolerance to the pleasures of Xbox.

1. Dude, over the weekend I took some Xboxtasy before a match on COD WaW and I went 30-5. Then I ejaculated without touching my dick.

2. Since I got dumped by Susie last month, I've been feeling really lonely. So last night I tried some XBoxtasy at a friend's house and I don't think I'll ever want another girlfriend. That shit was amazing.

3. I recently became tolerant to the normal feelings of XBox, so I bought a carton of XBoxtasy at E3 and now I can't stop playing.

by 'Lil Jose and Shnitz June 4, 2009

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Xbox Live Division

A secretive unit of the US Marines made up of mainly 8 to 15 year olds. Its name comes from the unit's favorite pastime: bragging on xbox live. The Xbox Live Division frequently competes with the Army's PSN Corps.

If you kill XxSTR8SN1PERXx again, he and the Xbox Live Division are going to burn your house down.

by kmfr November 10, 2010

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