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Cex Worker

Low-life virgins that have never seen a pair of tits that are not attached to themselves and also could legally have their penis declared dead because they have not seen it in yonkers. They also smell like all of a Y9s changing room BO at once and have not showered since Britney Spears shaved her head and went crazy. They also spend their time at home having intercourse with their siblings and also enjoying games of Nintendo DS Monopoly and Scrabble with their cats (generally called Pimple). If you have gotten to the point where CEX is you're only option as a job you might as well end your life or become a feet pic dealer at the local bingo club on Thursday nights.
Phil: Look at those scummy twats over there, I bet they work at CEX.
Francis: Yeah Phil, they look like sister fuckers to me and they smell of Heinz Ravioli.
Phil: Yonkers you're right Francis, I bet they spend the day scamming chavs into buying broken Wii balance boards for their morbidly obese mum with 11 children who start smoking at 8 years old however that is normal on a council estate in Croydon.
Francis: Let's beat those Cex Workers with a stick!!
by Ivor Gifford June 13, 2020
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will worker

A person capable of manipulating the universe without the need of magickal implements, using just their "will" and their mind.
He just thought about it and it happened, he must be a will worker.
by disgonnahurt January 24, 2008
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accountability co-worker

A coworker who tallies up how much money you spend on lattes and lunch, then makes the assumption you must make 10k more than them. When in reality your disposable income is in direct correlation to how many dependents you have not or lack of lexus sized car payment.
Wow, you are drinking another latter... that's the fifth one this week. I am saving up for my kids braces. I wish I could have a latte everyday. "I guess you are my accountability co-worker... You are right I should stop drinking lattes, going out to lunch and taking birth control so I can live your dream lifestyle of fun infertility."
by floorfly November 15, 2010
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Social workers

1. A person who works with at-risk populations.

Some who work in this field are wounded healers, some people are burnt out, but many realize the gravity of the work they perform and have a great deal of empathy and compassion for the people they serve. Sometimes a social worker's involvement is unnecessary, but many times it is needed. Many people have negative experiences with social workers because the social worker comes into their life when their family is in crisis. This is specifically the case in child welfare, but understand it is known among child welfare social workers, that child welfare is the most intrusive form of government.

Social workers are not just child welfare workers, but mental health counselors/therapists, non-profit workers (such as domestic violence shelters, group home workers, family resource centers), hospital staff, some lawyers and judges, lobbyists, drug treatment counselors and many more.
The social workers helped me realize it was time to get off drugs.
by thesheba February 27, 2009
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WOOKED

I WAS SO WOOKED LAST NIGHT I FELL DOWN MY STAIRS.
by PAINTER PAINTS January 11, 2012
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Construction Worker's Cleavage

A Construction Worker's Cleavaga can be spotted when a construction worker wears slightly oversized pants. After a while you can see the top of his ass crack.
Lift up your pans George, you've got a Construction Worker's Cleavage
by jormeidt July 23, 2009
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Union Sheet metal worker

A person who has mastered the art of metal wizardry, can make miracles happen. Has the ability to make roofer mistakes disappear (AKA professional turd polisher). Also the only trade to make what they install, duct. Does the work right the first time. Welders are far Superior to pipe fitters (suck it).
Hey Jeff, i hired a few union sheet metal workers to hang the duct at the new building.

That's great Todd, i wouldn't want to freeze my ass off this winter because i hired someone else who didn't know what they were doing.
by Sheet metal wizard November 1, 2019
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