woody and willcox

A slow and painfully death by stupidity.

The woody and Willcox show 6am-10am.

by Malaos3 March 21, 2017

Woody breast

Calluses on the inner breasts due to excessive titty fucking.

Mariah: I was going to wear a low cut shirt, but my man titty fucked me everyday this week and I got that woody breast.

by Just a sassy someone April 15, 2023

Woody blamire

When someone has a big penis

He has a woody Blamire

by Joemama2405 November 25, 2022

Box Woody

The pleasure you get when you see an Amazon box outside your door.

When we pulled into the driveway, Sue had a Box Woody when she saw an Amazon delivery on the porch.

by BentistCT June 18, 2022

hoody woody

What happens when you are wearing a zip up sweatshirt and it curls up when you sit down in the lower half of the sweatshirt and making it appear as if you have a boner.

Guy1: Hey man fix your sweatshirt you got a hoody woody.
Guy2: o thanks man always happens when i sit down.

by thatdidjusthappen January 7, 2011

pop in the woody

A term that some European mothers (especially the Dutch) use in place of the word "erection" when teaching their children about the birds and the bees.

Another word for boner, erection, chub

"Mom, how come sometimes my penis gets hard when I see a cute girl?"

"That's called a pop in the woody!"

by Pen1sland.com May 9, 2016

Woody's Roundup

A strategy in Nazi Zombies, the sub-survival game in Call of Duty: Black Ops and Call of Duty: World at War. In which you, or two to three others, utilize the teleporter on the map Kino Der Toten. By doing so you (with or without teammates) will start the round on the stage waiting to be rushed by zombies, then using the teleporter to get in the projection room. From there you can "Pack-A-Punch," reload, revive downed teammates, and toss grenades down at zombies. Once the clock above "Pack-A-Punch" reachs midnight you will be moved backed to the lobby teleporter pad. This is where the "RoundUp" begins. The zombies will then rush you, forcing you and your teammates to make another lap back toward the stage where the orginal teleporter is. Zombies will appear to be "RoundingUp" as they rush and flock to you. While making the lap you will continue to pick zombies off at an efficient rate. This will help you achieve high waves of zombies and waste countless hours in doing so. "A truly flawless strategy." There will be no snakes, or zombies, in your boots.

You guys ready for Woody's RoundUP!?!

by xbrawl January 13, 2011