A game played between two or more contestants.
Rules:
1. Enter a forest or wooded area
2. Each contestant must locate a piece of wood that they can hold and swing with one or both hands (cudgel)
3. Each contestant swings the wood they have found at each other with the intent to disarm their opponents or to encourage them to submit
4. The last contestant bearing their cudgel is winner
Rules:
1. Enter a forest or wooded area
2. Each contestant must locate a piece of wood that they can hold and swing with one or both hands (cudgel)
3. Each contestant swings the wood they have found at each other with the intent to disarm their opponents or to encourage them to submit
4. The last contestant bearing their cudgel is winner
Arnold: "What happened to you!?"
Davie: "Fred and I were playing wooden cudgel."
Arnold: "What the fuck is wooden cudgel?"
Davie: "Ya know, two men enter a forest and get pieces of wood, then swing the wood at each other until one man submits... Pause"
Arnold: "Ay yo!"
Davie: "Fred and I were playing wooden cudgel."
Arnold: "What the fuck is wooden cudgel?"
Davie: "Ya know, two men enter a forest and get pieces of wood, then swing the wood at each other until one man submits... Pause"
Arnold: "Ay yo!"
by Oilcan Boogs October 20, 2010
Get the wooden cudgelmug. the wooden horse is a triangular prism normally set up on legs. (not actual human legs) The person being tortured is to straddle the horse. Since the wooden triangular prism is set on the legs so the edge faces upward, the person straddling the horse experiences immense pain and could be left with permanent damage. This is commonly used as a type of torture in BDSM.
by Dahlia (didi) February 23, 2024
Get the wooden horse torturemug. A girl you adore and love very much, but that love is unrequited and she does not feel the same. This definition stems from 2 songs called wooden girl: one by jonatan leandoer96 and one by pino placentile. Both songs describe women they loved that did not love them same way.
“I gave her all the kisses that I could, but it only seemed you were made of wood” lyrics to wooden girl by pino placentile
“He is afraid that the girl might not love him for what he is, instead for what he has.” - meaning of wooden girl by jonatan leandoer96 according to genius.com
“He is afraid that the girl might not love him for what he is, instead for what he has.” - meaning of wooden girl by jonatan leandoer96 according to genius.com
by Asthmaurmom March 19, 2023
Get the wooden girlmug. Teammate 1: That guy lost the ball as soon as we passed it to him wtf
Teammate 2: Yea don't pass to that wooden plank again
Teammate 2: Yea don't pass to that wooden plank again
by Radiotrophic Gint April 30, 2024
Get the Wooden Plankmug. Something that's completely unusable or effectively useless.
Something as useful as a chocolate teapot.
Something as useful as a chocolate teapot.
The phrase "eight people in a basement, huddled around a wooden fireplace" during a power failure originates with the Brockville Recorder & Times, a small-city daily newspaper, reporting on a major icestorm which hit eastern Ontario in Jan 1998. They followed up with another piece on a subsequent power fail which stated "when the insulator is open, the electricity leaks to the ground."
Don't quit your day jobs, kids.
Don't quit your day jobs, kids.
by bitchuck October 5, 2024
Get the wooden fireplacemug. by Cody5050 November 14, 2020
Get the wooden grillzmug. *playing R6, and someone has the hourglass loading symbol above their head before loading in.*
"why is this taking so long?"
"he has a wooden pc"
"why is this taking so long?"
"he has a wooden pc"
by ibecreating February 12, 2022
Get the wooden pcmug.