Wonky

Completely fucked up and or barely functioning

Ashley: excuse me sir I can’t run today my ankles are wonky

Instructor: what the fuck does that even mean Ashley ?

by Rubi September 29, 2022

Wonky

Hey have you heard Rob, has a Wonky Jaw man looks like he was dropped As a kid.

Rob has a Wonky jaw.

by Tony Prod May 16, 2022

Wonky

The act of a furry being a sussy little bakka UWU

1 - "uwu x3 nuzzle hehehehehe"
2- "Damnit, scott's being wonky again"

by Raviolizzz May 30, 2022

Wonky

wonky - a word that says something is out of place or doesn't look like its meant to be there.

"The pattern on the wall looked wonky"

by Incent August 3, 2021

Wonky

A goofy but weird person that usually likes making people smile

He was a very wonky guy but I like him

by anonymous March 1, 2022

Wonky Bill

When you are amazing at picking up girls and then all swarm you.

You are getting so many women tonight, I’m going to start to call you Wonky Bill.

by Hecjuice August 21, 2024

Swamp-Wonky

Swamp-Wonky defines any jury-rigged contraption associated with swamp living; because there is no such thing; or a creative reuse of recyclable materials used to accomplish a task in unconventional ways. For example, a traditional long bow does not have fishing rig attachments. A Swamp-Wonky solution is to tape an empty soda bottle to the grip, wind string around it, and tie the end to a fishing arrow. Now you have a Swamp-Wonky bow fishing rig!

A Swamp-Wonky solution to sailing in a swamp is to strap box fans to the back of a john boat. And Swamp-Wonky sailing is born!

by J-t-A July 28, 2025