Wizard Stick

Drinking game in which the empty beer is taped to the bottom of the full beer for every can dranken until it creates a staff. Subnotes: 1) A good way to gage how drunk everyone is 2) When the Wizard Stick is long enough you can play limbo 3) It's real awkward when your Wizard Stick is too long 4) You can cheers girls (or dudes...) from across the room 5) Have you seen Lord of the Rings? Yes....? Me to. Enjoy, this game is fun!...(hello theo, its me theo and i am drunk, sweet!)

Hello Gandolf, nice Wizard Stick.

Hold on, I'm washing my Wizard Stick.

Sorry, I didn't mean to touch you with my huge Wizard Stick.

Who wants to wrap my Wizard Stick with tape?

by Ginsglasserstein February 2, 2008

wizard's cloak

long unshorn female pubic hair.

Her wizard's cloak was glorious.

by wielder of the wooden spoon. November 28, 2009

Wizard Slave

One who accepts one's request's for magical under-robe requests.

Bring forth my wizard slave and have him cusp thy whimsical sack of sorcery, and hold rigid mine pole of prophecy within the dark enchantments of thine under-robes

by TheTeeJustin August 7, 2010

wizard shit

the inexplainable stuff that happens randomly

wow that was some wizard shit
wtf thats some wizard shit
thats some wizard shit goin on over there

by bung the booce October 21, 2014

wizard time

Wizard time refers to arriving late (or early), in a friendly manner of exaggerated self importance.

"The party starts any time after six, but arrive on wizard time if you like."

"A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early; he arrives precisely when he means to." Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring. Dir. Peter Jackson. New Line Cinema, 2001.

by Pseudothink May 24, 2014

Wizard's Brew

A blue tea made from fresh psilocybin mushrooms. (The ones that make you trip)The blueing reaction occours when most psilocybin shrooms are bruised, notable at the base of the stem. A bit bitter,so a strong herbal tea or some Kool-Aid is commonly used on it.

That stuff you got at camp that they called bug juice isn't Wizard's Brew. We promise.

by Austin Baker October 29, 2006

Wizard Gooch

The affliction whereby you have no hair on any part of your body, save of course, your gooch. It thereby forms a long, wispy, dry, itchy, gandalfian beard between your genitalia and cinnamon ring.

Adam: I bet Holly gets cold, she has no hair anywhere on her body
Josh: Nah man, shes got a wicked wizard gooch that she can wrap up to form an itchy hair thong

by Raptorcocksucker July 21, 2013