A particular subgenre of computer geek. Someone who is obsessed with computers for the sake of computers and not for what they can do. Will often spend hours running performance tests and having "races" between different chips with various programs without ever getting any actual work done on said equipment.
Gene longs for the good old days of the Macs-vs-PCs war...those were some good times, up late with a flat of Mountain Dew and all his buddies racing their computers. Gene is a computer witness.
by DJ HORSERACING ACCIDENTS September 1, 2004
Get the computer witness mug.1. its an experience under the influence of marijuana, when one stares listlessly for some period of time
2. starring absently for a long period of time
2. starring absently for a long period of time
1. e.g. I had intensions of paying attention in class but began evil witnessing at the start of the lecture. e.g. tv is on the food network but you are not actually watching or listening to what is on.
by Stonner Life November 20, 2009
Get the evil witness mug.Name given to a gentlmans hand that is used in the act of self love. The hand knows your secrets but luckily for you it will never tell.
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Get the Silent Witness mug.The footage from my now priceless body/dash cam(s) given to Law Enforcement Officials and cleared me of bullshit claims. Fuck yea irrefutable! Say somethin. You can't, because irrefutable.
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by war-n January 6, 2019
Get the irrefutable witness mug.a person that believes that jehovah is their creater and also follows monotheism strongly. they also knock on people's door to try and get them to join their religion.
by im_the_Bomb June 15, 2009
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Witness: Hello, sir, do you have time to talk about his Holy Grace Lord and Saviour Jesus?
Michael: GET OUT OF HERE OR I WILL CURSE YOU FOR I am SATAN! *starts flailing and rolling on the floor*
* Witness runs away*
Jehovah's Witness repellent
See? Easy.
Witness: Hello, sir, do you have time to talk about his Holy Grace Lord and Saviour Jesus?
Michael: GET OUT OF HERE OR I WILL CURSE YOU FOR I am SATAN! *starts flailing and rolling on the floor*
* Witness runs away*
Jehovah's Witness repellent
See? Easy.
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*Serves four aces in a row*
- "Oh, can I get a witness?!"
*Come in first at a cross-country meet*
- "Can I get a witness, I mean seriously?!"
- "Oh, can I get a witness?!"
*Come in first at a cross-country meet*
- "Can I get a witness, I mean seriously?!"
by LesterTheMolester(Pete Jones) September 11, 2010
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