Booty Wisdom

Advice pulled out of the ass of an extremely hot chick.

"Oh, man when she told us we were allowed to come to the jocks party, that was booty wisdom"

by The Shakespearean Antagonist May 6, 2009

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Dumbass Wisdom

Dumbass Wisdom is when you are smarter than they think you are but not as smart as you think you are.

He used his dumbass wisdom to ponder the shenanigans at work.

by Sweet Peep October 2, 2016

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Grandpa wisdom

The advice your grandpa or any random old person has ever given you which you can apply to everyday life situations

Me- I gotta go to the bathroom but it’s full, I really need some grandpa wisdom
Me thinking back deep in my conscience and remembering that my grandpa always said when the bathroom is full soon your pants will be full..... of shit

by DD Alwhiney July 9, 2019

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Wisdom Eye

A black eye, quite often gotten in the process of gaining wisdom by knowing not to do whatever it was that got you hit in the eye in the first place.

M: Hey did you see Bernadettes' wisdom eye?

J: Yeah, she's still learning when to shut the fuck up!

by Some wiseman April 7, 2019

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Wisdom child

A child under the age of 12 that has the knowledge and wisdom of memes and trending viralities, some characteristics of a wisdom child are that the child loves memes, wants to raid Area 51, and loves the sandblock building game called Minecraft.

A family moved in the neighborhood today, their son is supposedly a wisdom child.

by MemeNerd_69420 August 11, 2019

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