whoppertunities

A lifetime of slavery and whippings that you get if you apply for a job at Burger King.

"Oh no! Not whoppertunities! They are painful!"

by Daniel McLaren June 13, 2004

whopper

an exaggerated story; a BS story.

Chuck has never caught a big fish or a hot girl in his life. All he does is tell whoppers.

by B Noble March 21, 2007

Whopper with Cheese

Name given to an obese female with a real bad yeast infection.

Q: What do you call a 300 pound chick with a yeast infection?
A: A Whopper with cheese!

Richard: Man, I finally got my girl to shave her snatch!

Chris: Damn, that's awesome, I just wish I could get my chick to clean her's. She's a real Whopper with Cheese!

by Huffnagel January 5, 2006

whopperjaw

not straight, askew, crooked

I need a level to hang this picture or it will be whopperjaw.

by Josh Blackwell August 13, 2005

whopperjawed

not right, sideways, askew

There was a book in my backpack that was whopperjawed, therefore; it was diggin into my back.

by Kristen November 17, 2003

whopper

An exclamation used at the sight of a male blessed in the trouser regions.

An adjective used to describe the above average size of a penis.

"Even though Julie never ate fast food, she'd always jump at the chance to swallow a whopper."

by Umbongo - England March 30, 2003

whopper-jawed

to be crooked or bent out of shape

that picture that Chris hung in the den was a little Whopper-jawed. I guess he don't own a level.

by kenner63 June 9, 2011