washing my face

Euphemism for taking a long, steamy shit.

"Dude, what are you doing in there? I gotta take a piss!"
"Chill out bro, just washing my face."

"Dudebro, I gotta wash my face so goddamn bad now"

by DudebroGrosby October 21, 2014

Washboard Nads

When the testes get really cold and shrivel up and get tight and hard - the wrinkles are the washboard and the testes are the nads!

Dad: Son, why the hell did you turn the AC down so low? It's freezing!
Son: I'm trying to get washboard nads motherfucker!!!

by bonedish July 6, 2017

wash your bum bum

🍑 wash your bum bum is a phrase meaning washing your ass back and forth, make it wap then get a towel and mop for this wap. Give your bum everything you got for all of this wap, beat it hard and take out the dirt then shake it off. 🍑
DISCLAIMER:
Only meant for entertainment purposes and we didn’t mean to offend anyone or anything.

Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetyenwevwe Ugwembwem Ossas: Hey son did you wash your bum bum? it’s really smelly.
Kkwazzawazzakkwaquikkwalaquaza krrr zzabolazza: Yeah daddy, mommy washed it for me just now.
Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetyenwevwe Ugwembwem Ossas: Okay very good son, now lets go find some fresh wap!
Kkwazzawazzakkwaquikkwalaquaza krrr zzabolazza: YAYAYYAYAYAYY I think we can find some wap in babor rajasundaram Isgara’s houseeeee
Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetyenwevwe Ugwembwem Ossas: Lets goooooo son!! Let’s get these pussy wapping!
Kkwazzawazzakkwaquikkwalaquaza krrr zzabolazza: WOOOOHOOOOOOOO TINGADINGANINGANINGANINGANINGANINGA!!

by Shizuka Rajasundari Isgara February 4, 2021

washashumga

Washashumga is something you can say to get you laid INSTANTLY!!

You: Washashumga

Girl: I love you

by DaddyLongCock69_420 March 29, 2021

Washburn

A piece of shit car made by farty Motor Company. It comes with 1.3 and 1.4 liter engines, and is made mainly of plastic. It was made to compete with the Daewoo Lanos.

You're still driving a farty Washburn? What a loser!

by UndeadHamasaki September 14, 2022

Washington Square Syndicate

This Syndicate founded in October 2022 in Savannah, GA in the unanimously voted best Square in the city, Washington Square. The first of its kind, a socially democratic syndicate that is not to be challenged or messed with. The Syndicate initially formed as an unorganized gang, and as their numbers and muscle grew, they’ve become an elite group of organized rabble rousers that seem to grow stronger by the day. Rumors have flew around Savannah since establishment, every one worse than the one before. Although one thing seems to be known, your pets are safe with the Washington Square Syndicate, you on the other hand… (dun dun dun)

While in its early days, the Syndicate is something this country has never seen before; potentially starting a movement of organized mobsters we haven’t seen since the early days of the Italian Mob.

If you are in Savannah, watch your back. If you end up near Washington Square: pray.

The Washington Square Syndicate is not to be messed with.

by Washington Square Syndicate October 8, 2022

Formality wash

A very quick hand wash (generally not involving soap) by a person who has just urinated in a public restroom, expressly to let others in the restroom see they haven't left without washing, when otherwise - had there been no one else in the restroom - they wouldn't bother

Restroom patron 1: "That guy barely got his hands wet at the sink, then walked out!"

Restroom patron 2: "Yeah, that's a formality wash"

by RUFKM? August 28, 2009