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washer

1. A person that cleans things
2. A rape victim in Japan
1. Washer cleaned the dishs
2. Oh you poor washer
by 459395 March 1, 2022
mugGet the washermug.

Sausage Washer

A person who regularly partakes of the cleansing of sausages aka penis, dicks, cocks, shlongs, etc, etc, with their mouths.
WHAT?! You didn't know that Andy was a fuckin' sausage washer? That kids queerer than a 2 dollar bill, we're talkin Liberace style.
by Whodi aka Weezy September 2, 2010
mugGet the Sausage Washermug.

Rock washer

Someone who isn't capable of doing anything but washing rocks, a useless and futile task.
Person 1: "Hey, have you seen Steve anywhere?"

Person 2: "well he's a rock washer, so I'm guessing he is being useless somewhere around here"
by Jeff Mcthiccy March 19, 2021
mugGet the Rock washermug.

washer wave

When in a traffic jam and one driver washes their wind shield (windscreen) you will see the cars behind doing the same thing, similar to a Mexican wave.
Person 1: "Look my wind shield is dirty"

Person 2: "Wash it, you will create a washer wave!

Person 1: sprays screen "cool"
by owzDevil November 5, 2012
mugGet the washer wavemug.

Front load washer

Giving a blowjob on your knees while eating a tide pod
That front load washer sure made my dick shine
by Steph Speaks May 30, 2018
mugGet the Front load washermug.

Ball Washer

Shut your ball washer fat boy.
by Mega Hemroids May 9, 2020
mugGet the Ball Washermug.

Obama washer

In 2009, higher efficiency standards for top-loading washing machines ruined the cleaning ability and time taken on a load of laundry. These new mandates were pushed by the Obama administration hence the name “Obama Washer”
How come our new washer is taking 2 hours to wash a load of laundry? Probably because it’s one of them damn Obama washers.
by Real0b0m@ March 10, 2024
mugGet the Obama washermug.

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