washer

1. A person that cleans things
2. A rape victim in Japan

1. Washer cleaned the dishs
2. Oh you poor washer

by 459395 March 1, 2022

Sausage Washer

A person who regularly partakes of the cleansing of sausages aka penis, dicks, cocks, shlongs, etc, etc, with their mouths.

WHAT?! You didn't know that Andy was a fuckin' sausage washer? That kids queerer than a 2 dollar bill, we're talkin Liberace style.

by Whodi aka Weezy September 2, 2010

Rock washer

Someone who isn't capable of doing anything but washing rocks, a useless and futile task.

Person 1: "Hey, have you seen Steve anywhere?"

Person 2: "well he's a rock washer, so I'm guessing he is being useless somewhere around here"

by Jeff Mcthiccy March 19, 2021

washer wave

When in a traffic jam and one driver washes their wind shield (windscreen) you will see the cars behind doing the same thing, similar to a Mexican wave.

Person 1: "Look my wind shield is dirty"

Person 2: "Wash it, you will create a washer wave!

Person 1: sprays screen "cool"

by owzDevil November 5, 2012

Front load washer

Giving a blowjob on your knees while eating a tide pod

That front load washer sure made my dick shine

by Steph Speaks May 30, 2018

Ball Washer

A mouth. A dirty mouth.

Shut your ball washer fat boy.

by Mega Hemroids May 9, 2020

Obama washer

In 2009, higher efficiency standards for top-loading washing machines ruined the cleaning ability and time taken on a load of laundry. These new mandates were pushed by the Obama administration hence the name “Obama Washer”

How come our new washer is taking 2 hours to wash a load of laundry? Probably because it’s one of them damn Obama washers.

by Real0b0m@ March 10, 2024