by 459395 March 1, 2022

A person who regularly partakes of the cleansing of sausages aka penis, dicks, cocks, shlongs, etc, etc, with their mouths.
WHAT?! You didn't know that Andy was a fuckin' sausage washer? That kids queerer than a 2 dollar bill, we're talkin Liberace style.
by Whodi aka Weezy September 2, 2010

Person 1: "Hey, have you seen Steve anywhere?"
Person 2: "well he's a rock washer, so I'm guessing he is being useless somewhere around here"
Person 2: "well he's a rock washer, so I'm guessing he is being useless somewhere around here"
by Jeff Mcthiccy March 19, 2021

When in a traffic jam and one driver washes their wind shield (windscreen) you will see the cars behind doing the same thing, similar to a Mexican wave.
Person 1: "Look my wind shield is dirty"
Person 2: "Wash it, you will create a washer wave!
Person 1: sprays screen "cool"
Person 2: "Wash it, you will create a washer wave!
Person 1: sprays screen "cool"
by owzDevil November 5, 2012

by Steph Speaks May 30, 2018

In 2009, higher efficiency standards for top-loading washing machines ruined the cleaning ability and time taken on a load of laundry. These new mandates were pushed by the Obama administration hence the name “Obama Washer”
How come our new washer is taking 2 hours to wash a load of laundry? Probably because it’s one of them damn Obama washers.
by Real0b0m@ March 10, 2024
