Ash Wednesday

When he cums on his hand and then uses it to make a sign of the cross on your forehead, similar to the catholic tradition of getting ashes on your forehead on Ash Wednesday.
Robert: Dude, the other day me and my girl tried something new. I came in my hand, put some on my finger and gave her a good ol Ash Wednesday.

Jimmy: That sounds super fun.
by Ericolina February 17, 2019
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Wednesday Night

Sick and tired of your lady love demanding too much bum love?

It's time to suggest that trips along the hershey highway take place exclusively on Wednesday nights!

Remember; up the bum = no babies!
Big Red: 'I want some backdoor action!'
Nitro: 'Again?, how bout we do it next Wednesday instead?'

Big Red: 'Don't fear the rear!'
Nitro: 'Ok, how bout I book it in for every Wednesday night?'

Big Red: 'Disco!'
by ismickisgood March 17, 2010
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Eli on a Wednesday

Eli on a Wednesday is when a short French girl (usually without consent) looks at a tall male's genitals.
"Hey what did you do on Wednesday?" "Oh well it's Wednesday so I went outside and did some Eli on a Wednesday"
by OblivPoggers December 02, 2020
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wednesday legs

Wednesday Legs are not pretty! They describe a pair of frail and skinny pins on the verge of breaking.
Wednesday = When is they (going to break!)
BOB: Check out those Wednesday Legs!
Jeff: Yea... When's dey gonna breaks!
by Pipernam December 12, 2005
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Snacker Wednesday

When a group of 20+ people go to KFC every wednesday to order 3 or 4 snackers and have a good time. on the way back sodas and fries are ejected out of one or more car windows at multiple targets, such as marshall, freshman and many more.
Aye Bud Snacker Wednesday is in 24 Hours!!!
by J.C. niggee March 19, 2007
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Sub Wednesday

The act of going to a Subway store every Wednesday, also because it's so fantastic it can be used to describe anyhting cool!
me: Hey, you up for a sub wednesday?
OR
me(talking about her new jumper): It's well sub wednesday!
by Qualitea Sara! February 19, 2008
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wednesday legs

A phrase used to describe a really attractive pair of legs on a woman, so that the woman who is being described does not know that you are talking about her legs (i.e. it is a code system).

More specifically, this is used to rate legs in a covert way - the rating system running from Sunday to Saturday, with "Sunday legs" being too thin and "Saturday legs" being too fat - hence "Wednesday legs" (the mid-point of the week) are just right.

N.B. When rating legs it is important to note that no two pairs of wednesday legs will ever be the same - there is no preset size or dimensions, it is simply how the legs are in proportion to the woman.
(Attractive woman in front)
Man 1: Look at those wednesday's!
Man 2: I dunno, they look more like mid-tuesday's to me...
(Attractive woman walks away, out of earshot)
Man 1: She had some damn nice wednesday legs.
by Spoofnet December 04, 2005
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