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The Mars Volta

Best band to form from a breakup in a long while. Plus the intense sound will keep your heart racing while Cedric's lyrics rival the mad genuis of Les Claypool's.
"Was he robbed of the asphalt that cushioned his face? A room colored charlatan hid in a safe? Stalk the ground..."
by Dan Schnur January 30, 2004
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volatile blonde

A person, usually a female, who acts superior to others (undeserved) because they have blonde hair and who is absolutely convinced that they are in-demand always and by everyone! They like to 'go-off' on people, especially their friends, to show their real, frightening personalities. Sometimes, when intoxicated or threatened, they fight, pull hair or spaz just to prove they are on-top-of-the-heap. Prone to calling the cops (crying-wolf) because no one ever suspected them of being an evil person with criminal habits.
I thought Rachel was really nice and came from a fine home, but all she seems to do is speed. Yesterday she pulled my hair and said she would beat me. She needs to get some sleep! She is a volatile blonde!
by lovescalifornia November 4, 2009
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volcan0wned

what happens when international flights get grounded due to an ancient Icelandic volcano blowing it's top, causing widespread chaos, panicking consular officials, cancelling of holidays and other general mayhem.
Dude! Europe just got volcan0wned! lolz0rz!11!!zzr
by doesnotcompute April 27, 2010
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volcano penis

This is when a man/boy has a long foreskin which makes their penis look like a volcano
For example, Rhys McGowan sent a dick pic to Abbie and then Abbie said he has a volcano penis
by Abooooooi November 12, 2017
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Volaca

This word can be used in any context. This word shows true creativity because it’s a word that can have any definition.
Your volaca, This tastes volaca, when will it be time for volaca, I’m feeling very volaca right now, you are acting like volaca right now.
by Volacauser June 11, 2020
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Volcano

Earth's dicks.
Volcanoes are just earth's dicks. They erupt after getting turned on for years.
by theCoolNoob October 21, 2021
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Toilet Volcano

When you take a dump, then when done before you wipe you look down and you see a volcano reaching out of the water, like some majestic mountain in the south pacific.
"I must have eaten some bad bbq last night. This morning after taking my normal dump. I looked down and saw a Toilet Volcano, steam rising from the water. I reminded me of of the last time I was in Hawaii."
by Manshoon July 13, 2009
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