2 definitions by theCoolNoob

Volcano

Earth's dicks.

Volcanoes are just earth's dicks. They erupt after getting turned on for years.

by theCoolNoob October 21, 2021

69

69 lakh of votes: the idiots who voted another idiot as the current President of Sri Lanka.

A: I can sleep peacefully knowing that I am not part of the 69 and I wasn't gullible to believe the 'we will save you from terrorism' ploy that gets used by a certain Sri Lankan family every time they are at risk of becoming irrelevant.
B: But...but...I voted believing he will improve the country.
A: Anyways, past is past. Learn from it. Never again. Now, it's time to kick these fuckers out.

by theCoolNoob April 17, 2022