Vertical Salami Bomb

Get your significant other in the yoga position, 'Downward Facing Dog', while you are standing up, grab her thighs to where they are now up by your hips, and she is on her hands facing down, similar to a handstand, rest your male member on the rim of her anus and pull up on her thighs as you thrust downward (extremely hard), forcing an air pocket into her rectum, which when done correctly will produce an immediate, thunderous release sounding much like a bomb.

Hey man, why did you and your girlfriend break up?" ..."Well, I gave her the Vertical Salami Bomb last night." ..."ouch

by JpizzleFarizzle April 15, 2011

vertical smile denial

lesbian version of a cock block. When a friend or anyone vag blocks a lesbian from making the beast with two backs with another hot chick

Sheryl was about to get some with a hot young thing until Mary stepped in and pulled a real vertical smile denial.

by Macdonsa May 3, 2009

vertical bacon sandwich

A vagina where the lips are so big and flabby they stick out of the bottom like bacon falling out of a vertical bacon sandwich.

Did you go down on that chick?

No, I was going to but i thought it would be like eating a vertical bacon sandwich.

by Muivirt August 30, 2006

vertical seafood taco

A womans shaved Vagina which is symbolic of a upright taco shell stuffed with live squid and shrimp.

"i slammed into her vertical seafood taco"
"man, she had the juiciest vertical seafood taco ever!"

by D.Righteous July 25, 2007

vertical grillpiece

when your mouth is longer than the rest you your head.

what the freak! get out of here before i steal you in that vertical grillpiece

by kukamonga October 21, 2003

vertical bacon sandwich

axe wound; pussy; muff; cunt; vag; moot; box; vagina; snatch; hairy taco; taco; poon; penis reciever; poontang; poonani; mick; anything and everything that is the female genitalia

I added some home made mayo to the best vertical bacon sandwich i have ever had last night

by poonfag October 14, 2009

Vertical Swamp Ass

An overtly extreme case of sweating that results in or produces a vertical line of sweat over the crack of one's ass, typically caused by vigorous exertion. Could also be known as "water on the rear"

At the gym I saw a girl come out of the cardio kick boxing class and she had a severe case of vertical swamp ass. Gross.

by star9shine February 6, 2008