Similar to milf, what Sarah Palin will be if she becomes the next Vice President of the United States. She'll be a heartbeat away from becoming a pilf.
"That Sarah Palin is a smokin' vpilf"
by ben012886 September 15, 2008
Stands for "Vice President I'd Like To Fuck." Derived from milf.
Refers to the one-time beauty queen Sarah Palin, John McCain's running mate.
Refers to the one-time beauty queen Sarah Palin, John McCain's running mate.
Person 1: Shit dude, Sarah Palin is a total vpilf!
Person 2: Uhh...you do realize that she has less than two years state government experience, calls abortion an "atrocity," supports abstinence-only sex ed, supports 100% unrestricted gun rights, opposes gay marriage, has zero foreign policy experience whatsoever, has a degree in journalism and is only on the ticket to win over former Clinton supporters upset over Obama's nomination and subsequent picking of Biden over Clinton for VP? Furthermore, she has actually asked, "What is it exactly that the VP does every day?"
Person 1: Yeah, but I'd still shove it up the pooper.
Person 2: Uhh...you do realize that she has less than two years state government experience, calls abortion an "atrocity," supports abstinence-only sex ed, supports 100% unrestricted gun rights, opposes gay marriage, has zero foreign policy experience whatsoever, has a degree in journalism and is only on the ticket to win over former Clinton supporters upset over Obama's nomination and subsequent picking of Biden over Clinton for VP? Furthermore, she has actually asked, "What is it exactly that the VP does every day?"
Person 1: Yeah, but I'd still shove it up the pooper.
by TeaBaghar September 11, 2008
Vice President I'd Like to Fuck. Used exclusively to describe the foxy, feisty, "naughty librarian," Alaska Governor Sarah Palin.
Obama: McCain made a great strategic choice. We're screwed. Think about it. Coldest state, hottest governor.
Biden: Yeah! She's a vpilf for sure. Too bad I can only do myself...
Biden: Yeah! She's a vpilf for sure. Too bad I can only do myself...
by heartbreaker99 September 05, 2008
An acronym standing for Vice President I'd like (to) f**k. Often used to describe Vice Presidential nominee Sarah Palin.
Dude, Sarah Palin is such a VPilf. Did you see how many times she winked at the camera during the Vice Presidential Debate? That turned me on so much!
by Ikky Kulley Studios, Inc. October 08, 2008
"Vice President I'd Like (to) Fuck"
A potential or acting female Vice President of the United States that men want to have sex with.
A potential or acting female Vice President of the United States that men want to have sex with.
by azblue82 September 03, 2008
Sarah Palin is one hell of a vpilf.
by kdrodawg September 14, 2008
by a random sxephil fan August 31, 2008