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Vermont Vegan Vacuum

When a girl sticks a stalk of celery in her pussy and her partner sucks on it.
Mike: I'm vegan, so I gave her a Vermont Vegan Vacuum instead of a normal blowjob.
by FreightTrainFrank July 12, 2016
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Vermonters

☆ people who were born in Vermont or lived there for a significant length of time
☆ Hippies, Liberals, Hipsters, Yuppies, Farmers, Phish-Heads, Skiers/Snowboarders, Hunters, Beekeepers, Brewers, Woodchucks, Republicans, White supremacists: A LITTLE BIT OF EVERYTHING!!
☆ Some Vermonters are not accepting of transplants but many are
☆ The first inhabitors of Vermont arrived 11,000 years ago
☆ Natives: Pat the Bunny (Brattleboro), Wilson Bentley (first known person to take detailed photos of snowflakes and record observations on them) (Jericho), Bill W. (founder of Alcoholics Anonymous) (East Dorset), Pamela Blaire (Bennington), President Coolidge (Plymouth Notch), brothers Davis and John Dewey (Burlington), Chris Duffy (outfielder for:Pittsburgh Pirates, Milwaukee Brewers) (Brattleboro), Sam Lloyd (Springfield), Alexander Twilight (Corinth), Brigham Young (Whitingham), Ted Bundy (Burlington), Creighton Jones, Jr. (Burlington), Yvonne Daley (Rutland), Natalie Kinsey-Warnock (the Northern Kingdom)
☆Transplants: Alison Bechdel (cartoonist, creator of Bechdel test), Tasha Tudor, Verandah Porche (poet, co-founder of Total Loss Farm in Guilford), Norman Rockwell, Sen. Bernie Sanders, Ben Cohen, Jerry Greenfield, the Von Trapps, Ethan Allen, KT Tunstall
Person 1: Did you know some Vermonters are white supremacists?
Person 2: You're shitting me.
by I_am_the_walrus. March 23, 2023
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Vermont Fever

The unbelievable good-naturedness and genuine care that the people of Vermont naturally exhibit and exude on a daily basis.
Jim: Shoot! My car broke down.

Vermonter 1: Oh no! Here, why don't you pop the hood and let me take a peek.

Vermonter 2: I'm so sorry, son! I'll call in a repair man.

Vermonter 3: In the meantime, why don't I take you to my place and warm you up a nice glass of milk?

Jim: You guys are the nicest people I have ever met. You must have Vermont Fever.
by jhort April 15, 2014
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Vermont

the sexiest man you will ever meet in your entire life. Everyone instantly falls on their knees for him.
Korain: look! its my.. extremely attractive boyfriend, Vermont.
Celine: hes fucking ugly
Korain: die. he's hot as fuck
by penisluvr69 April 24, 2021
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vermont oven

much like a dutch oven but instead of farting in your own blanket and exposing it to yourself u fart in a friends blanket (sleeping or awake) and put it over his or her head.
Dylan: "Bob are you awake?"
Bob: zzzzzzzzz
Dyan: im goin to vermont oven this SOB..... Lifts bobs blankets and rips a huge fart.
Bob: takes a huge wif while sleeping. "WTF was that"?

Dylan: "haha u just got vermont ovened!!!!"
by 2 people September 6, 2009
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Vermont Vegan Vacuum

When a girl sticks a piece of celery in her pussy and their vegan partner sucks on it.
Mike: I'm vegan, so I did a Vermont Vegan Vacuum on a girl.
by FreightTrainFrank July 12, 2016
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Vermont Sap Bucket

Ejaculate into someone’s mouth, and pour sugar in afterwords. They then dribble the contents onto a pile of pancakes and eats them.
She was hangry so I served her a Vermont Sap Bucket.
by Doc Richmond October 6, 2023
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