A kind of syndrome that affects the way you write. Without any special reason (physically or psychologically) random words cannot be typed in the right way. It may lead to the person wanting to correct her / himself, resulting in even more mistakes.
And then Naty wrote
"She is liek that about what?
Ike
Lile"
and I had to help and write "Like". She had one of her Typotite moments.
"She is liek that about what?
Ike
Lile"
and I had to help and write "Like". She had one of her Typotite moments.
by suerighthere June 11, 2016
Get the Typotite mug.A serious mental illness caused by extreme trauma from abuse which turns individuals into depraved serial killers, rapists or sadists. It also heightens ones reflexes and hand eye coordination, making them deadlier than John Wick
Generally the past trauma that can inflict this dangerous illness is normally so severe that the person does not recall such an event happening, and is fabricated by a far more pleasant memory. This means that the onset of typhoxyphoma is very rare.
However, it can develop from those who forget past trauma’s without cause. This is usually the case if the trauma occurred during early childhood.
Normally, Typhoxyphoma is caused by a trigger, usually the name of the illness itself or by going into the darkened/bloodied home of an afflicted individual.
During the trigger, the individual experiences an intense flashback which replaces the fabricated memory with the actual instance of extreme abuse. The individual will experience a flood of emotions which gradually die away as the flashback progresses. After the flashbacks, the affected person now officially has typhoxyphoma, are emotionless and cruel.
Generally, those with the illness are extraordinarily difficult to kill, let alone capture due to their sudden significant Improvement of martial arts, hiding of evidence and wrongdoing, and their exceptionally quick and accurate use of firearms (again, more skilled than John Wick). They generally have over 2000 victims within their lifetime.
Generally the past trauma that can inflict this dangerous illness is normally so severe that the person does not recall such an event happening, and is fabricated by a far more pleasant memory. This means that the onset of typhoxyphoma is very rare.
However, it can develop from those who forget past trauma’s without cause. This is usually the case if the trauma occurred during early childhood.
Normally, Typhoxyphoma is caused by a trigger, usually the name of the illness itself or by going into the darkened/bloodied home of an afflicted individual.
During the trigger, the individual experiences an intense flashback which replaces the fabricated memory with the actual instance of extreme abuse. The individual will experience a flood of emotions which gradually die away as the flashback progresses. After the flashbacks, the affected person now officially has typhoxyphoma, are emotionless and cruel.
Generally, those with the illness are extraordinarily difficult to kill, let alone capture due to their sudden significant Improvement of martial arts, hiding of evidence and wrongdoing, and their exceptionally quick and accurate use of firearms (again, more skilled than John Wick). They generally have over 2000 victims within their lifetime.
Well fuck me sideways, that bloke down at the local pub single handedly took out a while bikie gang! He must have typhoxyphoma!
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Get the Deadly Typo mug.The intentional misspelling or shortening of common words in order to sound cool in some circles. It is similar to ebonics in spoken english, but used, as the name implies in typed english. Typobonics is used almost exclusively on the internet, not uncommonly used in teenage chatrooms, blogs about boy bands, instant messages and e-mails between teenage girls about high school drama.
Typobonics is considered by some to be lazy and low-class.
Not to be confused with l33t, which is common with internet nerds, or the condensed written english associated with text messaging, which is shortened out of necessity of the nature of a text message.
Typobonics is considered by some to be lazy and low-class.
Not to be confused with l33t, which is common with internet nerds, or the condensed written english associated with text messaging, which is shortened out of necessity of the nature of a text message.
"My little sister always uses typobonics instead of normal english when she's instant messaging her dorky friends."
Some typical typobonic word subsitutions are:
'cuz' instead of 'because'
'plz' instead of 'please'
'luv' instead of 'love'
'neva' instead of 'never'
'n' instead of 'and'
'da' instead of 'the'
"u neva gunna looz weight cuz u always chattin on da internet."
Some typical typobonic word subsitutions are:
'cuz' instead of 'because'
'plz' instead of 'please'
'luv' instead of 'love'
'neva' instead of 'never'
'n' instead of 'and'
'da' instead of 'the'
"u neva gunna looz weight cuz u always chattin on da internet."
by metamer6 December 15, 2008
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