twat bucket

twat bucket - 1)derogatory name for someone, usually female, who behaves like such a twat, it's necessary to add the word "bucket" for emphasis to make it even nastier. 2)derogatory term for someone who is more than just a twat, she's nastier than a twat, she is as nasty as the bucket twats are carried in. 3) a very absorbent feminine hygiene product

example: 1) Did you hear what Sue said about that poor woman?
Yes, she can be such a twat bucket!!!

2)(driving in traffic) That stupid twat bucket cut me off!
(at work) I HATE my new boss!!! She's such a twat bucket!!!

3) "Man, my period is so heavy, I need a twat bucket!!!

by DestinyThorne February 22, 2011

twat tickler

a moustache, that when giving oral sex, acts as a "duster".

look at the twat tickler on that guys face

by hump-for-phrey July 23, 2004

twat knuckle

In the literal sense, something utterly uncomfortable and unnatural--an aberration. In addition, a complete asshole; someone whose presence makes you wish time travel existed so you might jump back to their conception and prevent it. A total cunt.

"You're such a fucking twat knuckle."

"My twat knuckle is really achy today!"

by Narwhal Rider March 2, 2009

Twitter Twat

A person who tweets far too often

That bitch is on twitter all day, what a twitter twat.

by SUEEEEE4UUUUUUU July 7, 2009

cum guzzling twat waffle

an insult used to piss people off like douche bag or calling somone an asshole but sounds more insulting

joe: you you took my seat!!
pat: sorry didn't call fives
joe: get out of my seat you cum guzzling twat waffle
chris: dude he's serious

by Dj I<haled July 27, 2007

Twat-Waffle

Being a cantankerous thundercunt because you think you're important

Bob: Hey what do you think of Nicole?
Me: That bitch is a straight up twat-waffle.

by Maggy676435 March 3, 2015

Twat Bandit

Alternative word for lesbian

"I'll bet she's a right twat bandit!"

by Vin1967 March 20, 2006