left turn

The tard ass left turn that a buddy of mine made on his way to get some action. The dude had just picked up the girl from her house and they were on their way to the park to "chill" until the girl said that she got hungry. My buddy knew he had to get her that medium fry because it would lead to the best results. The only problem is that this dude was in such a rush to get his that he made this retard ass left turn into McDonald's and completely cut traffic in process. That tard ass left turn didn't even pay off because he didn't even get no action later on LOL. This mf deadass basically risked his life making a left turn thinking he was gonna really get some and then only got used for free food💀💀💀💀💀

*Ray Naker and Henry following their buddy who thought he was gonna get some*
*Buddy makes a dumb ass left turn into McDonald's and fucks up all the other drivers on the road*
Henry: Wtf, tard left turn

by TurnM3Up January 01, 2021

Turning Red

A 2-hour commercial disguised as a movie.

Seriously, they should get the world record as the longest commercial ever

I cannot wait to watch Turning Red

Oh wait a minute, it’s just a two-hour commercial.

by mynoduesp6666 March 14, 2022

major turn on

Something one finds really attractive.

A guy who can dance is a major turn on

by OnlineWorld January 13, 2016

Turn a trick

Stems from winning books or tricks in cards. It means to trade in a winning for collateral, usually sexual favors or prostitution.

Do you have Wendy’s number? I need to turn a trick tonight.

by DixieQueen August 11, 2021

turn a biscuit

kicking someone's ass

"Don't make me turn a biscuit on your bitch ass."

by MarquisDMustache April 08, 2010

Turn the Dragon

When the female dynamic in a relationship drastically changes for the worst.

Guy: I just went to a great movie with Alison and all she did was rag on about the actor's career, then we went out and she got me some goat milk ice cream, three pounds, and told me how good it was for my intestines!

Friend: Better hope your girl didn't just turn the dragon.

by Trip Check January 02, 2010

turning on the ignition

a) (for people between the ages of 18-25): having sex with your significant other for the sole purpose of placating either your or the sigother's parents by giving them grandchildren to play with

b) (semi-offensive): losing one's virginity in a one night stand

are you ready to start turning on the ignition, as in definition a)?

by Sexydimma January 24, 2015