Timmy Tuesday

Timmy Tuesday is the day formerly known as Tuesday, also known as the second day of the week.

Some people use Timmy Tuesday to define how great Tuesday is.
Because Timmy is awesome, Timmy Tuesday will be awesome!

Timmy: Yay, tomorrow is Timmy Tuesday!
Noob: What is Timmy Tuesday?
Timmy: Teh most awesome day ever!
Noob: Ok?
Timmy: STFU Noobcakes!

by X5-452 January 28, 2008

Fuckin Tuesday

The Third day of the week where it is very common for unbusy cops to take it in the face.

Aw, It's Fuckin Tuesday! Stay out of the alleyways tonight.

by John Motherfucking Hopkin January 14, 2009

Tosh Tuesday

Name for a Tuesday in which a new Tosh.0 comes out on.

Mikey: Hey what day is it?

Ryan: Dude it's Tosh Tuesday

Mikey: Shit, I almost forgot a new Tosh.0 is on tonight.

by Mike Scapa September 22, 2011

Champaign Tuesday

An event of excessive alcohol consumption that would seem extreme everywhere except on an early weekday in Champaign, Illinois

"Steve got totally wasted! He puked all over the apartment!"
"That's what we call a Champaign Tuesday"

by IOFT June 13, 2015

Cum Tuesday

Piece of a Famous quote from WWE wrestler Von Wagner that acknowledges a holiday known as Cum Tuesday.

Von Wagner: Cum Tuesday? I love that idea.

by Gioninox October 7, 2023

Booze Day Tuesday

The close cousin of Thirsty Thursday.
Booze Day Tuesday if for those who just cannot wait until Thursday to get sloppy drunk.

R: Dude, I really have to write this biology lab report!
D: No way! It's Booze Day Tuesday!
R: I thought we were drinking on Thirsty Thursday?
D: I can't wait that long.

by Team Sexy Bitches May 12, 2011

Tuesday Afternoon

Drinking a crushed adderall pill mixed with red bull, and using one hand to masturbate while you doing a line of coke off of your free hand.

"Man, my grandpa's funeral was so boring! I had to sneak into the bathroom and do a Tuesday Afternoon to get through the second half!"

by sweetdupont April 4, 2010