tuba

Something that fat boys with pimples play

Man tubas are for fat boys with pimples

by grandmaster September 7, 2014

tasty tuba

Where one pee's into a tuba and then jizzes into the mouth peice

by Josh Jones September 4, 2003

purple tuba

Durring the act of a blow job the one performing blows hard into the opening of the penis which then ruptures some veins inside the scrotum causing pain, swelling, and the scrotum to turn a purple color.

Man, Cathy gave me a purple tuba last night and my ball are in so much pain.

by Jwkilo June 13, 2017

Slippery tuba

Very wide vagina

Le'Gerald said 12 men could comfortably fit in Peanut's Slippery Tuba.

by SlipperyTuba April 8, 2016

tuba-chicken

It's a chicken with a horn instrument stuffed up his ass.

"hey man, that chicken sounds awful!" "Chillax man that's a tuba-chicken."

by SNE4KYD4N May 6, 2012

tuba-four

A contrabass-brass quartet dat serenades you and thus helps you feel less bored/fatigued while you're wheezingly putting up da light-duty framing-timbers for a new building.

DANG it all with this "tuba-four job" dat I naively volunteered for--- here I thought I was gonna get a live band to play smooth-jazz music for me while I installed da framework for dis here woodshed, but all I ended up with was a nice big pile of 8-foot economy-stud beams!!

by QuacksO March 19, 2019

Tuba Hug

Its where someone in the band takes a mouth piece from a tuba and shoves it up your ass

I got tuba hugged at band camp.

by meatloafboy July 30, 2006