akward turtles 

1. Used when a sitation is akward or uncomfortable.

2.Used to break the ice

a hand gesture made by putting one hand over the other and moving thumbs in a motion... There for called the akward turtles

akward turtles by Dragon and kitty Boiz October 16, 2008

chocolate turtles 

crap. turds.

I just saw some chocolate turtles in the toilet back there

chocolate turtles by Anonymous July 18, 2003

all turtles

to be slow/ fail at something

"Matthew Murillo's life is all turtles"

all turtles by Cmoses January 9, 2012

my turtles 

Used as a pick-up line to refer to ones own pubic hair(s). pubs bush exotic turtle hairy

Would you like to go look at my turtles, they are pretty exotic.

my turtles by Smokey's pubs March 4, 2014

Texas Turtles 

Another name for bed bugs.

Don’t you know that hotel is prime territory of Texas Turtles?

Texas Turtles by Vladimir Ilich Ulyanov May 23, 2018

Sneaky Turtles 

Origins unknown though thought to be cosmic as they were worshiped by ancient cultures worldwide. Most noted characteristics were endurance, sneakiness and a witty approach while stalking prey. It is claimed that victims were scared shitless but with a puzzled grin on their faces. The Sneaky Turtle diet consisted primarily of prepared lettuce and what seems to have been an early form of taco.

The Sneaky Turtles were relentless in it quest for victory ...

Sneaky Turtles by LizardLand October 21, 2020

Ninja turtles 

What you think of when you look at the 50 cent The Massacre CD cover.

50 cent's CD The Massacre reminds you of the Ninja Turtles doesn't it?

Ninja turtles by Solid Mantis February 7, 2021