trouser snake

A new Kik term for a guy's penis
Boy in Kik room: anyone wanna see my snake?

Girl 1) uh, it's your pet right?
Girl 2) no unless it's not a trouser snake

Boy: if you're such beanie hats ladies, I'll leave your comments up for interpretation

( Boy leaves room)
by Sexydimma October 29, 2017
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red trousers

Trousers hated by stylish Chelsea FC supporters. Mostly worn by Fulham and Arsenal fans. Also known as "tosser trousers" or "wanker pants".
Chelsea fan Clive: "OMG, look at those red trousers"

Chelsea fan Seb: "Terrible, must be a Fulham fan, no taste"
by Sebcfc March 02, 2014
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Trouser Trouting

The act of displaying your penis while still wearing pants. Usually accomplished by unzipping the pants and exposing the penis. This is often done at party's or in public as a joke, but can also be utilized as a means to proudly display your penis to potential sex partners to ignite arousal and attraction.
That guy over there is Trouser Trouting, he's got his dick hanging out of his zipper in front of Mary. I bet she's going to hook up with him.
by Baalor December 04, 2012
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Ankled trousers

The position of your pants and underwear as they lay bunched around the ankles when one is seated upon a toilet.
I was so relieved to ankle my trousers in time not to crap myself. -Vinny nearly tripped when his drunk ass forgot to pull up his ankled trousers.
by Phast January 09, 2009
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Trouser Truffles

Trouser truffles are the endearing term for testicles used widely by posh cunts & snobby fuckers
Snob "Oh darling lick my trouser truffles"

Posh cunt "oh yes dear"
by The Fairy Sesh Mother April 07, 2023
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Stealth trousers

These are trousers that hide erections, or 'executives' if you're at work.

They are either baggy or have sufficient pleating to disguise a stonking erection.
Oh shit dude, I wish I was wearing my stealth trousers right about now!
by Hans Gruben March 15, 2010
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trouser biscuit

Hey man, I think I just pooed my pants:

You just baked a trouser biscuit!
by Mike.B May 07, 2008
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